Boy 1: Wait, is that a guy thing or a girl thing?
Boy 2: To have a dildo? I'm pretty sure that's just a girl thing.
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Friend: Should I write "Miss?"
Me: Or you could use "Ms." because -
Friend: Yeah, but I wanna rub it in.
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*distinct carbonated hissing sound*
Boy 3: *holding up liquid-stained hands* It is carbonated.
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HumorThis is just getting ridiculous. // I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we don't run through them so damn fast...There will be more "HIGHLIGHTS!" chapters to fit multiple funny things into one chapter. I will also be...
