Friend: He was like, "I have to do cross country because my dietician said so." And a girl was like, "Why do you need a dietician?" And he was like, "Because two years ago I was fat." You still are, bitch!
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HumorThis is just getting ridiculous. // I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we don't run through them so damn fast...There will be more "HIGHLIGHTS!" chapters to fit multiple funny things into one chapter. I will also be...
Dietician
Friend: He was like, "I have to do cross country because my dietician said so." And a girl was like, "Why do you need a dietician?" And he was like, "Because two years ago I was fat." You still are, bitch!