Friend: Dude you were so drunk last night!
Me: I wasn't that drunk
Friend: You were standing next to a fire hydrant shouting "I'm Percy Jackson, Son of Poseidon and I can control water!
The Drunk Fan: part 2
Friend: Dude you were so drunk last night!
Me: I wasn't that drunk
Friend: You were standing next to a fire hydrant shouting "I'm Percy Jackson, Son of Poseidon and I can control water!