Before I write a joke I just wanna say THANK YOU GUYS SO FREAKING MUCH!! I have 500 amaZhang followers! What would you like me to post? Your wish is my command... Not anything weird guys... I was thinking of doing a character elemination and then doing a spam of jokes on that person or a book on then or something idk you tell me. Oh and I'm gonna soon publish a new fanfic 'Wishes of the Depths' Well that's it's name for now. But it's a Nico fanfic and I'm trying my best to keep the grammar correct and not have any spelling mistakes so yeah may take me a whale since I'm not that good at writing books.
Le Joke for le chapter...
Nicoand Edward Cullen are in a fight
Twilight fan: Edward is so gonna win this. He's a really hot vampire.
Me: If he sparkles and has no fangs, hes a freaking fairy. Plus he's dead.
Twilight fan: So?
Me: Nico can control the dead. So he can control Edward to lose the fight
Nico: *makes Edward lose the fight*
Me: I win!
Nico and I: *watch poor Twilight fan cry*
Guys I mean no offence if you like twilight. I don't so yeah. I haven't watched or read the books all I know is that there's a werewolf and a vampire fighting over a girl called Bella who apparently jumps off a cliff...
