Teacher: Today we will read about Medusa
Me: A Greek Myth!!! Oh my gods
Teacher: Yeah...
In sponge bob voice *ten minutes later*
Teacher: Does anyone know who the Titans are?
Classmate: They were the middle-class-men in the society of the Ancient Greeks!
Me: They defied the gods and fought the Titan war with them!
Classmate: They were small...
Me: NO they were GIANTS!!
Teacher: Someone has been reading lately
Me: *flips short hair that hardly even flips*
In sponge bob voice *ten minutes later*
Reading about Hephaestus
Me: I KNOW WHO HEPHAESTUS IS!!!
Teacher: Who?
Me: THE GREEK GOD OF THE FORGES AND THE ONE WHO LIKED TO PLAY WITH FIRE!! HE LIKED TO BUILD THINGS!
Teacher: Does anyone else know who Heracles-
Me: ITS HERCULES!! HERACLES WAS HIS OTHER FORM!! HERA HATED HIM!! IN MEANS TO HURT HIM SHE NAMED HIM HER HERO!!
Teacher: Someone likes Percy Jackson!
Me: *bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Teacher: huh??!?!??
Me: Story of my life!
hermespranker: *sigh* I wish this was my real life...
