Christmas day of the 25 days of Christmas - Percy Jackson style
Percy: So my mom had just been kidnapped by Hades, and then I was dragged to camp by a goat and I was in the infirmary. Then this hot blonde was looking over me and whispered "you drool when you sleep"
AND THAT KIDS IS HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
Annabeth: ...
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Olympus ... the most peaceful place in the world...
"ARES WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?" Hephaestus yelled...
"HERMES HURRY UP BEOFRE I VAPOURIZE YOU" Zeus screeched...
" GET OFF MY THRONE DIONYSUS OR ELSE!" Aphrodite shouted...
"APOLLO WHY ARE YOU SO HOT" Apollo cried
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Take any random quote from Percy Jackson or Nico di Angelo and replace one word with "SAUSAGE"
"You have no power over me, I am the lord of the spirits. I am the Ghost Sausage!" - Nico di Angelo
(There is no reason you shouldn't be peeing your pants laughing right now cause that has to be the best thing ever)
"It was the best underwater sausage of all time" - Percy Jackson
(Bahahaha that was hilarious I think I'm going to make a chapter with a quote from each character)
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Percy was eating a stack of blue pancakes while Annabeth chided with him for pouring too muchh syrup.
"You're drowning them," she complained.
"Hey, I'm a Poseidon kid," He said "I can't drown and neither can my pancakes!"
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I have a feeling Dionysus has a rival with Athena or something... He has taken over autocorrect!
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Mr. D...
Comment if your hate the thought fanfics gave you as you read that...
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Very emotional cannon...
When this is all over. I just want Nico to buy a whole bunch of mythologic statues and then bring then to Percy. Who wasn't quote the same after the fall into Tartarus, sitting down together. Then force the Poseidon one into Percy's hands and grip the Hades one tightly look into Percy's eyes and say "Someone told me a while ago, that it was okay to be a kid once in a while." - Moonlacing
THE FEELS RIGHT NOW...
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Do you ever think that it's a Frazel moment in the Princess and the frog?
Or am I the only one?
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Even though the Greek and Roman gods are basically the same
I prefer the Greek gods
They are more care-free and laid back
While the Roman gods are more like "BOOM your dead"
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I Love how Percy and Annabeth were friends first and instead of falling in love stright away and having their love dominate the books.
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When ever you do something stupid think of the Roman leader Caligula. He announced war on Poseidon. He had his army march to the beach and start stabbing the water...
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"Her boyfriend," Butch said "A guy named Percy Jackson.
That moment in the lost hero when everyone was about to shut their books but saw Percy's name and gasped! This was totally I was like Hades no this book has no Percy why would I even read this. Why Rick why! Then I saw his name. Now I'm a Peliever... you get it beliver, peliever... sorry bad joke
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Who's the worst singer out of you all?
Leo: Percy
Jason: Percy
Frank: Percy
Hazel: Percy
Annabeth: Percy
Nico: Percy
Piper: Percy
Percy: Me
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Hermes: They'll never make it
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#Thisisapen
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Me: You killed my favourite character!
Author: I do that quite a lot... yet people are always suprised
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Mortal: Ew stop reading it's bad for you
Me: #OHNOYOUDIDNT
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Most warriors get their scars from battles... Not Jason Grace though he got his from eating a stapler!
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What if my godly dad (Hermes) is secretly Santa? O.o
And on that glorious note I shall finnish this chapter <3 haha love you all don't forget to comment.
