Best Friend: OMG IM READING PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS FOR THE FIRST TIME DONT TELL ME ANY SPOILERS OKAY?
Me: Gabe is his brother
Me: His mom adopted him
Me: Luke is in love with Percy
Me: Annabeth becomes a goddess
Me: Percy and Annabeth hate each other
Me: His mom marries Hades
Me: Luke kills himslef because Percy like Clarisse
Me: Grover drowns Annabeth
Me: And Percy dies...
Best friend: ................
Me: ................
Best friend: IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Me: *while running* CHILL BRO I WAS ONLY KIDDING!!!!
