Zeus to Thalia: I guess you can live!
Athena to Annabeth: You have failed me!
Hermes to Luke: *Sob
Poseidon to Percy: YO MAN WASSUP HOWS YOUR DAY GOING WITH THE WHOLE SAVING THE WORLD THING! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAVE FUN! OH BTW HUGE STUF IS COMING YOUR WAY SO BRACE YOURSELF! AND YO PEACE OU TTYL! ILY
