Bloopers * Made For You (Part Three) -
Okay, I'm really sorry about the last entry. I was bored, typed that, and showed it to my siblings, who then dared me to actually post that. So I did :)
But, back onto sane street. Here's some more! Please enjoy :3
Okay, turns out I'm really sorry 'bout this one, too. Something weird happened, making me lose everything. Waah（；＿；）
So, here goes for real!
Eight (All We Are):
(With commentary by yours truly :{D MUSTACHES)
"Hey," you heard a familiar male voice say to you.
Your eyes snapped open, taking in the red sunset and the person silhouetted by it.
It was Near.
Dammit, you thought desperately, wanting him permanently gone.
"Can't you just leave me in peace, not pieces?" you asked him irritably."
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Me: *winces* Ooh, she got ya there.
Anyways...ON WITH THE STORY!
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"Aw, babe! Don't be like that!" Near whined. "I done wrong, dumping you, and I wanted to take ya back and make it up to ya."
You stood up angrily. "It's fine!" you snapped. You started to walk away. "I'm fine. Just...please leave me alone!"
But he refused to, instead getting up and following you.
"Sit, and we can talk." He motioned back to the bench.
"You mean, I'll talk and you can decide how mentally unstable I am." you huffed. All the same, though, you went back and sat down to the right of him on the bench.
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Me:...
I think your comment there just showed us up front how mentally unstable you are... DX
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"All right, what do you want to talk about?" you muttered, looking down at your clenched fists in your lap.
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Me: How about we discuss your poor attitude and improper conduct, young lady...
(...So says the younger girl...)
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Nines (Secrets):
Lucky you, you get two for this one! :)
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First:
You felt a tugging sensation in your gut.
"Umm, Near," you said awkwardly. "I need to go to the bathroom."
He looked at you for a long time.
"Please," you begged. "I really have to go!"
He pretended to think. "No."
"What?!" You were flabbergasted.
"Only when you give me my toy back," Near asserted firmly.
"You know I can't do that! It's broken and in the trash!" Your voice rose with each sentence.
"Then you can pee in that bucket or something," Near decided.
You growled in frustration.
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Me: Oh, wow. And according to Misa (at first), L was a pervert.
...Ooh!
Pervertedness must come with the title of L! As does an antisocial personality!
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Second:
Hal paused and thought for a second. Then she abruptly went over to Near and grabbed his puzzle.
Making a small noise of surprise, Near looked up.
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Near's secret thoughts: BITCH NO YOU DIDN'T.
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Me: Near...cursing? *wipes away fake tears of joy* NEARY-WEARY IS GROWING UP WAAAH!!! :,{( (MUSTACHE)
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Ten (Come Home):
"Oh," Hal remembered. She grinned at you. "I brought what you asked for."
"I'll leave the room again."
With that, Near left.
You flushed, knowing that he knew full well what it was that was going on, and knew what was in the bag, too. Then again, it wasn't so hard to guess, was it?
"So," Hal said as she took out the packets. She spread them out onto your bedside table.
"I got it," she announced again.
"Thanks," you breathed.
Hal paused suddenly. Then she opened her mouth and asked you a question.
"It was cocaine you wanted, right? Not heroin?"
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Me: ... *sigh* What have you gotten into this time?
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Eleven (Say (All I Need)):
She [Hal] slipped her hand down to hold yours, and to your extreme surprise and fright, Near did the same.
You gasped and wrenched your hand out of his.
"Don't think this is enjoyed," he said with a slightly pompous look in his eyes. "It's to ensure you don't run. Be glad I'm not the original L, because he would've used handcuffs."
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Me: What?! But... B-but I thought that pervertedness came from the title of L?
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Twelve (Goodbye, Apathy):
As you walked the fabric of your shirt and pants scratched you.
It was really quite annoying, but all the Doctor had put in the bundle was awkward, huge dress clothing, alongside a bow tie and a fez. You'd looked in a mirror, and you had to admit that you looked hilarious in a tie and fez.
So of course you'd ditched the tie.
But as for the fez, well, this was the Tardis, and it belonged to the Doctor, and so you had to abide by his rules, and when he said to wear a fez...you did it.
And looking funny in everything else? You couldn't help that.
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Teehee. Youlikes? XD I loved doing this as much as I loved doing the actual story....
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