Baby Natsu

A little trouble

(lucy was in the middle of changing natsu's diaper after he pooped in it but the baby jumped off the changing table and ran off completely naked it was hot so lucy took off natsu's clothes and left him in his diaper but despite that natsu was running around the house with lucy chasing him)
Natsu=ha ha ha ha!!!
Lucy=natsu get back here
!!
Natsu=no!
Lucy=loke help!!
(loke came out of his gate)
Loke=hey lucy whats up.
Lucy=help me catch natsu.
Loke=natsu sure watch this.
(so loke tried to chase natsu but he only got hit on the head a few times and bitten by natsu)
Loke=well the kid is tough  I  gotta admit that.
Lucy=wait  I  can call virgo.
(lucy opened the gate of the maiden)
Virgo=hello princess how may  I  be of service.
Lucy=catch natsu.
Virgo=yes princess when  I  catch him do you want me to punish him.
Lucy=no no that won't be needed.
(virgo started digging from the floor of lucy's house when lucy saw she sent virgo back to the spirt world)
Lucy=good no major damage.
Natsu=heh heh.
Lucy=natsu stop running.
Natsu=no!
Loke=wait your celestial whip let me use it.
Lucy=you're going to whip him!!!
Loke=what no watch this.
(so loke tied natsu using lucy whip and picked him up and sat him on the changing table)
Natsu=ahhhhh!!!!
Lucy=stop it natsu.
(once lucy wiped natsu and put some baby powder on him she slid a clean diaper under him and sticked the tabs on the sides of the diaper)
Natsu=(humph)!
Loke=do you want me to stay and help.
Lucy=no you can go.
Loke=okay later lucy.
(loke went back to the celestial plain)
Lucy=now natsu why were you acting out for?
Natsu=(humph)
Lucy=natsu.
Natsu=daddy.
Lucy=natsu grey is busy.
Natsu=nooo wan daddy!!!
Lucy=thats it you are taking a nap.
Natsu=no nap!!!!!
(lucy picked up natsu the baby is thrashing in her grasp and yellled and scream then lucy sat natsu in his crib)
Lucy=now stay there till you calmed down.
Natsu=nooo no nap no nap no nap!!!!
(lucy closes the door and heads to the living room)
.....
(natsu stands quiet surprised that his mom just left him)
Natsu=.....Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!! No nap no nap!!!!!!
(in the living room)
(lucy plops down on her couch)
Lucy=ugh what is natsu's problem he's been real fussy today and  I  don't know why.
Happy=have you tried to talk to him.
Lucy=he is a baby he might not understand me.
Happy=never know till you try.
Lucy= I  guess  I 'll give it a shot.
(lucy walked into natsu's room the baby was still sobbing)
Lucy=hey natsu.
Natsu=m m m mama.
Lucy=now whats wrong you can tell me.
Natsu=(sniff sniff) mommy wike daddy.
Lucy=yes grey is my friend so yeah  I  like him.
Natsu=y y you no do mommy an daddy.Thinges.
Lucy=what no  I  don't like grey like that no!!!!
Natsu=(sniff sniff)
Lucy= I  mean umm oh lets get a snack.
(lucy picks up natsu)
(in the kitchen)
(lucy puts natsu in his high chair)
Natsu=(humph)
Lucy=are you still grumpy?
Natsu=(humph)
Lucy=well here some nice bowl of friuty pebbles.
Natsu=(turns head)
Lucy=alright natsu if  I  call daddy and he talks to you will you be good.
Natsu=daddy!!!!
(lucy grabs her phone and calls grey)
Grey=hey lucy whats up.
Lucy=umm this may be weird but can you talk to natsu.
Grey=why?
Lucy=cause he won't stop crying and whining because every time  I  talk to loke he wants me to be with you.
Grey=so he is just being a hot head.
Lucy=yeah  I  am exausted.
Grey=yeah  I 'll talk to him put him on the phone.
(lucy put the phone to natsu's ear)
Grey=natsu.
Natsu=daddy daddy!!!!
Lucy= I  should go.
(lucy left the kitchen and peeked from behind the door)
Grey=now natsu why are you being bad that is not being a good boy.
Natsu=m m mama wan bad man bud me wan m m mama wif you daddy.
Grey=no natsu let your mom talk to loke you do not mess with them that is grown up bussiness your are a kid you do not mess with them.
Natsu=(sniff sniff) bud.
Grey=no but's natsu leave your mom alone let her date other boys you can't do anything to stop her you hear me.
Natsu=(sniff sniff)
Grey=natsu.
Natsu=uh huh.
Grey=good now put lucy back on the phone.
Natsu=(sniff sniff) mama...Mama.
Lucy=huh.
Natsu=daddy.
(lucy takes the phone from natsu)
Grey=there he should be good now.
Lucy=thanks grey.
Grey=anytime.
(lucy hangs up)
Natsu=(sob sob)
Lucy=natsu you heard your daddy stop being bad.
Natsu=(sniff sniff)
Lucy=now eat your snack.