Me as an old person:
"You know Ms. Perkins the new math teacher? Lesbian."
"You know, an ex of mine passed away recently."
"Aw, was she pretty, grandpa?"
"Yeah, He was.""Grandpa! My brother got into my makeup again!"
*my face is covered in highlight* "Uh."

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AléatoireOof it's another one lmao what am I doing? [First Published on: April 29, 2018]