Pan-Tastic Adventures

091

Straight person in my class: *gets asked if they're gay* GOD NO! WHAT MADE YOU THinK THat?! I'm nOT gAy! I'm ofFENded!

Me: *in my head* you are literally the fucking reason why people think getting called gay is an insult, you do realize right? you're the reason people think homosexuality is a fucking joke. you're not 'supportive' at all, you're an asshole. Honestly you'd think it'd be stupid for me to get offended if you called me straight. You're the reason why homosexuality will never be seen as a normal thing because you're so stuck in your ways that you don't realize how fucking rude it is for you to be offended for getting called gay. IN FACT, people struggle with their sexuality every sINGLE DAY, thinking that them being gay IS WRONG, and YOUR DUMB ASS COMES AND DUMPS THIS SHIT ON US. Like? We can't fucking control it?? And you're acting like it's a bad thing to be gay. Really? Get the fuck over yourself.

Me: oh. Okay.