Men are the Worst

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"Here's your briefing," Mark says as he hands me a blue file on my lunch break.
"I came up with it myself. I took a course in creative writing in college," Ashton admits.
"Great," I say as I open it.

Name: Eliza Bronks
Family: Angelica AND PEGGY Mathews
State of Origin: Minnesota
Career: Retired military personal, now veterinarian
Personality: Energetic and kind
Likes: Dogs, food, saving animals, caring for others, serving her country
Dislikes: Rude people, lazy people
Status: Taken
Partner: Greg Spain

"Who's Greg Spain?"
"Oh um uh- that'd be me," Ashton says.
"Say what now?" I say as my eyes widen.
"It was Mark's idea!" Ashton whines.
"Don't bring me into this!" Mark points.
"Will that be all sir?" I ask.
"Dismissed," Mark waves us out.
"What the heck man?" I say as Ashton and I step into the Hall.
"What? I thought it could challenge our range!"
"And being your girlfriend would be a challenge to you?"
"I'm sorry, Okay?"
"Ugh!" I yell as I stomp away. Was that childish? Absolutely! But was it worth it? Definitely!
"What's up bestie?" Estella asks as I step back.
"Men are stupid," I mutter under my breath.
"Yes, yes we are," Austin says as he grabs a banana.
"What did he do? Where is he and who is he?"
Estella asks.
"I don't know his name," I mutter. I may be mad at him, but revealing his identity could get me fired.
"Well if he shows his face, I'll punch him for you," Estella nods
"Me too!" Austin says as he punches his fists in the air.
"This is why we're best friends!" I laugh as we step through the doors.
"Guys! Guys! It's Amber!" A Pearson yells. I know that voice. I quickly dash over to the podium at the lines. Thank you long line and boat stall! I greet them with a wide smile.
"Well if it isn't my college friends! It's been ages! What's your names again?" I ask. I can't use their real names. Not when they're undercover. Chantel wears a brown and ombre wig, pink tank top, blue jeans shorts, gladiator sandals, and a black chocker. Amy is Disney bounding Ariel and Fatima is Disney bounding Cinderella.
"It's Alzina," Fatima grins.
"Cameron!" Amy grins.
"Jules!" Chantel cheers.
"Great, great, so how's your day at the parks?"
"Pretty good, pretty good," Chantel says.
"I MET ARIEL!" Amy screams.
"I got extra security screening," Fatima mumbles.
"What is up with those fat cat Disney security people?" I ask. We all share a laugh as we all technically work for Disney.
***
The work day is over. I'm now sitting in cosmetology,(Makeup) waiting for Fatima to finish.
"Hey do you like Ashton?" Fatima casually says.
"What? No!"
"Ok, name things that you don't like about him,"
"Well..." I start. Fatima stops applying blush to look at me. "He can be rude, and overbearing, and his eyes are too blue, his hair is WAY to perfect for any human, he's too caring and compassionate and-"
"Ah! So you do like him!"
"Ugh Fatima!" I moan. "Promise you won't tell anyone?"
"About what?" She raises her eyebrows. "So why are you mad at him?"
"For our mission today, my cover was his cover's girlfriend,"
"Oof, that's rough!"
"Yeah. Do you think he likes me back?"
"Obviously! I mean have you seen the way he- hello Candy,"
"I need makeup," Candy sneers.
"You know what please and thank you Are right?" I ask her.
"Ugh! Does she know who I am?" Candy looks me up and down.
"The new girl?" I ask.
"She's a Disney Executive kid. She's only here because of her mom," Fatima whispers in my ear.
"Oh ok," I nod.
"So for I was thinking a nice contour, maybe a mat lip color, and do my eyebrows,"
"You don't have a say in this. You aren't supposed to look the way you want. You need to blend in," Fatima says.
"Well with a face like this, it'll be hard to blend in. And then there's mommy so..."
"I literally didn't know who you were until a few seconds ago!" I almost yell.
"Be careful. I can take your job with the send of a text." Candy warns. I storm out and grab cloths that Fatima grabbed me.

"You ok?" Fatima asks as she comes over to me

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"You ok?" Fatima asks as she comes over to me. At last... I just lose it. I break down and just start crying. "No crying! You'll mess up your makeup," Fatima says. "So what's up?"
"I just... lost it I guess. Candy is an overall brat, and I actually like Ashton, and it's just life!" I sob. I go into my purse and grab some gum.
"What's that for?" Fatima asks.
"There are some things that only gum can fix,"
"Alas, there are,"
"Cmon, you've got a mission to get to," Fatima hugs me.
"Thank you, Fatima,"

A/N: What do you mean there was a Hamilton reference. Looks like Ashton's a fan...

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