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Wifi went down for 5 minutes, so i had to talk to my family. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

They seem like nice people😬

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I hate when i plan a conversation in my head and the other person🙎 doesn't follow the damn script 📰

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Have you ever been in one of those moods where you don't really know what's wrong but you still feel irritated with everyone and everything?

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Police👮:- *knock knock*
Me🙎:- Who is it?
Police👮:- Police!
Me🙎:- What do you want?
Police👮:- To talk.
Me🙎:- How many are you?
Police👮:- 2
Me🙎:- Talk to each other😒

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I hate when i go to a restaurant and they say
"Would you like a table?"
" No i want the floor."😒.

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I hate that moment when ur tired and 💤 but as soon as you get into bed🛏 your brain is like
Just kidding.😁

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You🙎:- Teacher!
Teacher👩‍🏫:- yes?
You🙎:-Would you punish me for something i didn't do?
Teacher👩‍🏫:- Of course not.
You🙎:- I didn't do my homework 🤣

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READ THIS OUT LOUD!

This is this cat.🐈
This is is cat. 🐈
This is how cat.🐈
This is to cat.🐈
This is keep cat.🐈
This is an cat.🐈
This is idiot cat.🐈
This is busy cat.🐈
This is for cat.🐈
This is 40 cat.🐈
This is seconds cat.🐈

Now go back and read the third word only in each line from the start.

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