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*Current relationship status*
Made a dinner for 2


Ate both

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Looking at the graffiti on a bridge
Some people👤:- That's vandalism
Other people👥:- That's art
Me🙎:- How the hell did it get up there?

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2 blondes were driving to Disneyland
The sign said "Disneyland left"
So they started crying and went home🏡

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my boss told me to have a good day

So I left

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The more you weigh, the harder it is to kidnap you

Stay Safe Eat Cake🎂!

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A thief broke into my house🏘 last night... He started looking for money💵 so i woke up and searched🔍with him

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