That moment when you spell a word so wrong✖️that Auto-Correct's like "I've got nothing man"
-------------------------------------------------------------- Today, a man👨 knocked on my door🚪 and asked for a small donation towards the swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water🚰
-------------------------------------------------------------- I think my neighbour is stalking me. She's been googling my name on her computer💻. I saw it through my telescope🔭
-------------------------------------------------------------- I wasn't to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car🚙.
-------------------------------------------------------------- I can't believe i didn't go to the gym today
That's 7 years in a row now
-------------------------------------------------------------- When you get married you get 3 rings Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffer- ring
-------------------------------------------------------------- I changed my password to ' incorrect' So whenever i forget what it is the computer💻will say " Your password is incorrect"
-------------------------------------------------------------- There are 3 types of of people👥 Those who can count and those who can't count
-------------------------------------------------------------- Feeling pretty proud for myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 yrs. But I completed it in 10 months
