I think my IPhone's📱 broken I pressed the home button but I'm still at school🏫
-------------------------------------------------------------- Friend👭:- You're so clumsy Me🙎:- I'm not clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me, the tables and chairs💺 and bullies and the wall gets in the way
-------------------------------------------------------------- MATH:- The only place where somebody can order 64 watermelons🍉 and nobody wonders why.
-------------------------------------------------------------- I'm going to order pizza🍕5 min before New Years and when they come I'm going to say 'I ordered this pizza a year ago'
-------------------------------------------------------------- Me cooking🍳is so fabulous even the smoke alarms cheer me on.
-------------------------------------------------------------- I wonder if the clouds⛅️ever look down on us and say " Hey this one's shaped like an idiot"
-------------------------------------------------------------- I'm so good at sleeping💤, I can do it with my eyes👀closed
-------------------------------------------------------------- My friend 👩thinks she is smart. She says that the only food that can make you cry is oninon.
I threw a watermelon🍉at her face.
-------------------------------------------------------------- Son👦:- Dad, what is it like to have the best son in the world🌏. Dad👱:- I don't know. Ask your grandfather👴
-------------------------------------------------------------- Teacher👩🏫:- How do you spell crocodile🐊? Student👩🎓:- K-R-O-C-K-A-D-I-L-E Teacher👩🏫:- No, that's wrong✖️ Student👩🎓:- Maybe, but you asked me how I would spell it.
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You little rebel, i like you
-------------------------------------------------------------- Normal friend 👱♀️:- Wow you look preety Best friend👩:- Shrek called. He wanted his face back.
