Teacher👩🏫:- Why are you late? Student👩🎓:- Because of the sign down the road. Teacher👩🏫:- What does the sign have to do with you being late? Student👩🎓:- The sign said "School🏫Ahead, Go Slow!!"
-------------------------------------------------------------- Son👦:- i don't want to go to school🏫!! All the teachers👩🏫👨🏫 think I'm stupid and the students👩🎓👨🎓 hate me. Mother🙎:- You should go, your the "PRINCIPAL"
-------------------------------------------------------------- Principal👱:- I've had complaints about you johnny from all of your teachers👩🏫👨🏫. What have you been doing? Johnny👩:- Nothing, Sir. Principal👱:- EXACTLY
-------------------------------------------------------------- 5 things at school🏫 that make me happy :- 1:-Having no homework. 2:-Getting out early. 3:-Walking into class to see there is a substitute. 4:-When a teacher👩🏫 wastes time talking about their life. 5:-Eating lunch🍱with my friends, even if the food is barely edible.
-------------------------------------------------------------- In class:- "I will just do it at home" At home🏡:- "I will just do it in class"
-------------------------------------------------------------- Dad👱:- What's your result? Son👦:- I've failed in 5 subject. Dad👱:- From this time onwards don't call me dad. Son👦:- Oh! Come on dad, it's my school test, not a DNA test
-------------------------------------------------------------- Teacher👩🏫:- suppose,you have 2$. You asked your mother for 1 more. How many would you have then? Son👦:- 2$ Teacher👩🏫:- Why Son👦:- Because my mother won't give me any.
-------------------------------------------------------------- Q:- Why did the kid👦study👓 in the plane✈️ A:- Because he wanted higher education
-------------------------------------------------------------- S.C.H.O.O.L:- Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
-------------------------------------------------------------- C.L.A.S.S:- Come Late And Start Sleeping
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-------------------------------------------------------------- Mom👱♀️:- What did you do in schooo today? Mark👦:- We did a guessing game. Mom👱♀️:- But I thought you were had your maths exam. Mark👦:- That's right!
