Yep, I'm back again to once again bless you guys with some Animals spam, plus talk/rant a little.
Let's start with the rant!
So...I'm pretty sure one of my friends has a crush on me or something like that. I don't wanna hurt his feelings or anything, but I don't like him like THAT. He's been hugging me constantly and has tried to hold my hand and I just sat there like, "Haha, excuse me, but what the hell do you think you're doing?"
He told me that when he puts his hand near me, he feels heat. I just told him, "Uh, okay...I guess I'm a warm person," and joked about how my chubbiness keeps me warm, lol. He was like, "You're not fat, you're pretty!" Yeah, right. Uh, I didn't know what to say, so I ignored him and went back to doing my work.
Why are people bothering me all of a sudden???
I was LITERALLY asked, and I quote, "Can I touch your oppais?" Do you guys know what oppai means? IT MEANS BOOBS (In Japanese). WHAT THE HELL?!
Stop, just stop. I swear, these punks are crazy. Get a life, jeez.
Lol, if you want my heart, be or look like Eric Burdon. END OF STORY.
Now, onto the spam!
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Google, thank you. I don't know them personally, but SOMEHOW, now I do.
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I drew some eyes. The first two are Hilton and Eric's eyes.
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This one is just of random eyes/expressions.
Did you guys know Eric Burdon has a song called "Cum"?
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OH JEEZ. It's health class all over again. *flashbacks intensify*
Moving on...
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That hat is awesome! UGH, Eric looks so handsome. Hilton does too, looking snazzy as usual.
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AW, I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS PHOTO, BUT THEY LOOK SO CUTE. OH MY GOSH, I CAN'T EVEN.
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Nice robe you got there, Eric...
Also, that gun looks dangerous, don't you think?
Why is he so precious, yet so dangerous at the same time?
Well, at least I know that I'm not gonna fall victim to that gun, if you catch my drift...*wink, wink*
Okay, I'm done now! I hope you guys liked this chapter, despite the spam being a little short. Also, I decided against ending my book at 100 chapters. I still have a lot to share here and will continue to do so. (Yay!) 💕
