I'm sorry if I offended any blondes.
Narrator: One day, Roman thought it would be a good idea to dye his hair blonde and show it off. He was dead wrong.
Roman: *goes to the common room with blonde hair* Ta-da!
Virgil: Dafuq?
Patton: Language, Kiddo!
Roman: How do you guys like my hair? *flicks hair*
Logan: *looks through vocab cards* You look a bit... extra
Patton: I think you look great, Kiddo!
Deceit: You look Magnificent, Roman
Roman: Thank you!
Virgil: Patton do you have chalk right now?
Patton: No... *snaps fingers* Yes! Here you go Kiddo, a box of white chalk! *hands Virgil a small box*
Virgil: Thanks Dad! *takes a chalk out of the box*
Virgil: Hey Romano...
Roman: Hmm?
Virgil: I need you to stand still
Roman: Okay... *stands still in the middle of the living room*
Virgil: *Draws a circle around Roman* Now, go to the corner
Roman: *confused af* Which corner?
Deceit: *almost fell off of the chair* pfft
Virgil: While you figure which corner it it, I want you to answer my questions
Patton: *silently being proud of Virgil*
Roman: Okay...
Virgil: What is closer, The Sun or North Korea? And Logan, DON'T answer
Roman: The biggest star of course, the sun!
Virgil: You're somewhat half correct and half wrong. Logan, explain now
Logan: The Sun is not exactly the biggest star...
Narrator: While Logan explain the other stars, Virgil was plotting to make and tell Roman a lot of blonde jokes, probably even looking up some jokes on Google.
-5/10/18
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