|23| Pun Wars - Dexiety and Prinxiety

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Before we get started, I know what some of you are going to say: "WtF?! wHy DiDn'T yOu UpDaTe FoR a LoNg TiMe?! iT's AlReAdY bEeN fIvE-eVeR!". Well, yeah, but I've been a bit busy these past few weeks. I'm working on a few stories:

-The Sequel Of "Star's Diary" {Starco} [Under the genre of Fanfiction]

- "Roman's Diary" {Prinxiety} [Under the genre of Fanfiction]

- "Challenge" {Prinxiety} [Under the genre of Fanfiction]

- "The Night I Can't Remember" {Prinxiety} [Under the genre of Fanfiction]

- "Dark Fantasies" {ReaderXVirgil} [Under the genre of Fanfiction]

And whoop! Making a story is a bit easy but giving each chapter a title is just a bit hard, consider the fact I'm picky. Yeah, let's just get on with it...

Patton: *sat down on the couch watching We Bare Bears* I am bored

Logan: Well, you've been watching the same cartoons for a few days now

Patton: Then, what should I watch next?

Logan: Maybe something fun? *smirk*

Virgil: Whoa! Logan stop! Patton is the eldest among us but please don't be like that

Roman: Says the guy who went to the bathroom last night without knocking-

Virgil: Shut the fu-

Patton: I GOT IT!

Virgil: *almost fell off from the couch* Please stop with the sudden shouting

Roman: What is it?

Patton: 1 Word; Pun Wars

Logan: Wait, but that's two wor-

Virgil: Leave him

Roman: A pun wars...?

Patton: Whoever's pun is the funniest, will be the winner!

Virgil: Yeah I'm out, I don't do puns

Roman: Where's Deceit by the way? I haven't seen him for a few weeks

Logan: Probably using his phone and reading Deceity fanfictions

Virgil: *definitely not looking like a tomato or anything*

Roman: I'll start!

Roman: Why did Cinderella got kicked out of the football team?

Patton: wHy?!

Roman: Because she ran away from the ball

Patton: *windshield wiper laugh*

Yes, I know that the windshield wiper laugh is for Kim Seokjin but leave me alone... Patton is the eldest anyway

Patton: My turn! What does cheese say when it looks in the mirror?

Roman: What?

Patton: Halloumi

Royality: *ded on the flor*

Don't worry, I know the correct spellings

*15 Minutes of cringey puns later*

Analogical: *fed up*

Virgil: If you don't stop, I will hit you with a sign-

Roman: Aha! VIRGIL MADE A PUN!

Logan: *lost sanity* hEy PaTtOn, WaNnA hEaR a JoKe AbOuT sOdIuM?!

Patton: Sure, let's hear it

Logan: Na, I'm too lazy

*Logan was laughing like a moron while Roman and Patton was still confused af, maybe they both should study the periodical table more than reading puns*

Actually, it's really obvious what Na means. Even though I'm just in 6th grade and we're still not yet taught about the periodical table - take note that all schools are different -, it's really obvious what Na means.

Oh, by the way, I changed my keyboard and wallpaper already. Not Sanders Sides but I still love them...

Nevermind, I'll post it in the next chapter...

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