Virgil: *still watching Salad Fingers Episode 10 in his phone* Geez, that doctor must've enjoyed wrecking that horse
Patton: *peeks over Virgil's shoulder*
Patton: *eyes widen and gags*
Virgil: What the?! How long have you been in there?
Roman: We were all here already a few hours ago. You really do have your own world, don't you?
Virgil: I don't have schizophrenia
Patton: Anways... What the heck are you watching Kiddo?!
Virgil: Oh this? *points to phone* Salad Fingers
Roman: You watch that?! When I watched that a month ago, I wasn't able to sleep in a few days!
Virgil: Oh, so that's why you looked like me...
Roman: Silent peasant!
Virgil: You even wore MY hoodie
Roman: Yeah, I kno-
Virgil: You even asked me if it would be fine if you slept with me that night-
Logan: *projectile spit of orange juice*
Deceit: *fell of the chair*
Thomas: *chokes while eating crofters stuffed bread*
Virgil: W-wait, that's not w-what I m-meant!
Patton: I don't get it
Logan: If that's not what you meant, explain why there were black spots on both of your necks!
Roman and Virgil: Shit...
Shoot, I need holy water...
-6/3/18
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