- perfect strangers // texting phan -

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anonymous: hi again

danielhowell: oh, it's you 

anonymous: indeed it is 

danielhowell: what do you want?

anonymous: to chat

danielhowell: uh okay?

anonymous: can i ask you a question?

danielhowell: if you must 

anonymous: are you like, a prostitute? 

danielhowell: well shit.

danielhowell: you have no boundaries, do you?

anonymous: it's just a question 

danielhowell: no, i'm not, but some people on here are

anonymous: how come?

danielhowell: well, like i said yesterday, the website pays people with high chat ratings, and for some people, that's enough. but not for everyone 

anonymous: and it's enough for you?

danielhowell: yeah i guess 

anonymous: but yesterday, you asked me about my preferences and stuff?

danielhowell: yeah i know. i make money off my chat ratings but if that's failing me then i sometimes think about resorting to that 

anonymous: is it failing you now?

danielhowell: yeah it is, but-

anonymous: oh so you've never done it before?

danielhowell: nope, don't know if i could 

anonymous: so why did you ask me all that stuff?

danielhowell: people get desperate. and to be fair, it sounded like you'd offer me a load of cash and a good lay so-

anonymous: ofc i could

danielhowell: really? 

anonymous: yeah. anyone can.

danielhowell: you make a good point

danielhowell: that's put me off, you're right 

anonymous: can't you like, get a job?

danielhowell: not yet no 

anonymous: oh right okay. why not?

danielhowell: not old enough

anonymous: if you're not old enough, then why are you worrying about money so much?

danielhowell: i'm not allowed to discuss personal matters on here

anonymous: how else am i supposed to get to know you?

danielhowell: any other way than that 

anonymous: okay fine. what's your favourite colour?

danielhowell: black.

anonymous: favourite food?

danielhowell: pizza.

anonymous: favourite animal?

danielhowell: why are you asking me all of this? 

anonymous: to get to know you

danielhowell: how about i send you my birth certificate and blood sample too while we're at it

anonymous: why are you so close minded?

danielhowell: sorry, i've just never really had anyone on this website be so nice

anonymous: people aren't nice on here?

danielhowell: not really, it's not a very nice place 

anonymous: then leave, daniel you don't have to stay 

danielhowell: it's a long story 

anonymous: i wish i could help you

danielhowell: it's fine honestly 

danielhowell: thanks for being so nice 

anonymous: no problem :) 

danielhowell: can i know you name?

anonymous: it's phil 

danielhowell: phil, i like it 

danielhowell: well phil, thank you for being so nice 

anonymous: no problem daniel

danielhowell: oh, please, call me dan 

anonymous: dan, i like it too 

danielhowell: cheers 

danielhowell has disconnected