- perfect strangers // texting phan -

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anonymous: hey hey danny

danielhowell: i told you not to call me that smh

anonymous: hey hey sweetie

danielhowell: or that omg

anonymous: what can i call you then?

danielhowell: well my names dan?

anonymous: so??

danielhowell: so you call me that

danielhowell: LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE DO

anonymous: normal people are boring

danielhowell: are you saying my names boring?

anonymous: oooo so what if i am?

danielhowell: well i think phil is a really lame name

anonymous: woah what an insult, im so offended

danielhowell: you should be, watch out mate

anonymous: fine, HEY HEY DANIEL

danielhowell: thank fuck, finally

anonymous: so, i know your age, your sex, but i don't know your location

danielhowell: and you're telling me this because?

anonymous: because i wanna know your location you spoon

danielhowell: no im not telling you that

anonymous: im from manchester if that helps

danielhowell: in what world would that help?

anonymous: yeah okay true

danielhowell: why do you wanna know anyway?

anonymous: i wanna get to know you more

danielhowell: i'm not allowed to share personal information here though

anonymous: so if someone wanted to hook up, where are you supposed to meet them?

danielhowell: but you don't want to so that's besides the point 

anonymous: it's still a point though

danielhowell: i'm from the UK and that's all you're getting 

anonymous: i already know that

danielhowell: WHAT THE FUCK HOW

anonymous: i happen to be a master stalker

danielhowell: what the actual fuck i'm scared

anonymous: yeah, i could find ur exact location right now

danielhowell: omg could you actually

anonymous: NO YOU NUT it's in your bio

danielhowell: oh

danielhowell: omg it actually is as well

anonymous: ur so cute it blows me away 

danielhowell: thanks :)

anonymous: no problem