danielhowell: mATE
anonymous: dUDE
danielhowell: bRO
anonymous: hOMIE
danielhowell: lAD
anonymous: well then, good evening to you too
danielhowell: yeah idrk where that came from
anonymous: a place of true love
danielhowell: that's one way of putting it
anonymous: bc your love for me is only true
danielhowell: bitch, sit down, BE HUMBLE, sit down, bitch, sit down, BE HUMBLE
anonymous: you're a B I C T H - IN THAT ORDER
danielhowell: DISGUSTANG
danielhowell: anyway aha, what have you been up to?
anonymous: went out with a mate earlier
danielhowell: out?
anonymous: yeah, went for dinner
danielhowell: dinner?
anonymous: what's wrong?
danielhowell: you went out for dinner? with a mate?
anonymous: yeah
danielhowell: with a guy right?
anonymous: wait, is this because i'm gay?
danielhowell: no, no of course not
danielhowell: i would never
danielhowell: well, maybe
danielhowell: okay yes, yes it is
anonymous: daniel you spork
danielhowell: what?
anonymous: i've known him since i was born, he's practically my brother
danielhowell: ohh okay
danielhowell: unless you're into incest
anonymous: exactly
danielhowell: wait, you're not into incest are you?
anonymous: no
danielhowell: good, just checking
anonymous: can i tell you something crazy?
danielhowell: you're actually a paedophile?
anonymous: even crazier than that
danielhowell: you want to sexually assault me!
anonymous: why are you just stating facts?
danielhowell: oh my life
danielhowell: just tell me
anonymous: i love you so much
danielhowell: i love you too
anonymous: i love you more
danielhowell: not possible
anonymous: please tell me we can meet soon
danielhowell: i'm working on it
anonymous: so you've asked your folks?
danielhowell: i said i'm working on it
anonymous: so you haven't asked your folks?
danielhowell: no
anonymous: so, what are you working on?
danielhowell: the courage i need to ask them
anonymous: it's okay, i understand
danielhowell: but i will do everything i can to make it happen okay?
anonymous: i know you will
danielhowell: i love you
anonymous: i love you too
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- perfect strangers // texting phan -
Fanfictionanonymous: age, sex, location? danielhowell: sorry, do i know you? anonymous: no, but you will in which phil clicks onto a suspicious looking website and meets dan. people don't stay strangers for long - an alternate reality where dan is a romantic...
