amazingphil: hey
amazingphil: did you get my package?
danielhowell: did i get your WHAT
amazingphil: my package, it should have come in the post today
danielhowell: that's it, that's literally it
danielhowell: you mailed your dick to me, i'm done
amazingphil: amputated especially for you xxxxx
danielhowell: omg phil what is on my doorstep
amazingphil: open it and see
danielhowell: that's what serial killers say
amazingphil: you might be surprised
danielhowell: right, is it something dick related
amazingphil: kind of?
danielhowell: fuck me
amazingphil: gladly
danielhowell: phil istg what is this
amazingphil: you still not opened it yet??
danielhowell: it feels thin
danielhowell: okay good so it's not a dick
amazingphil: damn, he like em thicc
danielhowell: shut up
amazingphil: baby just open it
danielhowell: i'm scared
amazingphil: why? could be anything
danielhowell: EXACTLY
amazingphil: u never know, could be money ;)
danielhowell: oh so you're a sugar daddy now are u
amazingphil: don't act like you wouldn't hate that
danielhowell: tbf i could do with the money
amazingphil: nah, we both know you could just do with calling me daddy
danielhowell: phil just tell me what it is
amazingphil: ur such a wuss, just open it
danielhowell: okay fine, it better be money
amazingphil: slut
danielhowell: serial killer
amazingphil: yeah btw it ain't money
danielhowell: bitch
amazingphil: gold digger
amazingphil: you done it yet?
danielhowell: are you kidding me
danielhowell: it's another envelope
danielhowell: I JUST OPENED ONE, who puts an envelope inside another envelope
amazingphil: oi the envelopes were on offer in tescos, i had a lot to use up alright
danielhowell: on offer?
amazingphil: yeah, buy 3 get one free
danielhowell: and you actually did that did you??
amazingphil: i love a good bargain me
danielhowell: honestly, no one would guess you're studying for a degree
amazingphil: alright cocky, just zip it and open the next one
danielhowell: okay, sorry
amazingphil: i've outdone myself with this one
danielhowell: have you now?
amazingphil: IF YOU OPENED IT YOU'D SEE
danielhowell: YOUVE SELLOTAPED IT ALL UP I'M STRUGGLING OKAY
danielhowell: right i've done it
amazingphil: finally
amazingphil: read it !!!!
danielhowell: what the fuck
amazingphil: what??
danielhowell: you have the handwriting of an actual 5 year old
amazingphil: shut up you're ruining the moment
danielhowell: omg phil
danielhowell: omg no way
danielhowell: no way have you done this
amazingphil: yes way
danielhowell: OMG
danielhowell: am i reading this right
amazingphil: as long as it doesnt read 'all elephants are strippers' bc i definitely didn't write that down, then yes probably
danielhowell: i love so fuckinf much wtf
amazingphil: so that's a yes?
danielhowell: yes yes yes yes yes yES
danielhowell: you have no idea how excited i am for next week now
danielhowell: holy shit
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