- perfect strangers // texting phan -

-23-

danielhowell: lol hi

anonymous: you really need to work on your greetings 

anonymous: but hi 

danielhowell: shut uppp

anonymous: make. me. 

danielhowell: ew no 

anonymous: ur just a scared little boy

danielhowell: i'm not little wtf 

anonymous: you're 16

danielhowell: that's not little, just bc ur ancient 

anonymous: but ur legal so it's fine 

danielhowell: legal?

danielhowell: oh wait 

anonymous: ;)

danielhowell: is that all you think about?

anonymous: talking to you, yes 

danielhowell: what if i wasn't legal

anonymous: wouldn't change the fact that i wanna fuck you senseless 

danielhowell: you're a literal playboy 

anonymous: rude but true 

danielhowell: and you thought i was the dodgy one

anonymous: i'm not dodgy, i just enjoy the finer things in life 

danielhowell: sex?

anonymous: what could be finer than that?

danielhowell: you're weird

anonymous: and you're hot 

danielhowell: i can't work you out, one minute you're really nice and the next you're an actual fuckboy 

anonymous: there's no in-between 

danielhowell: i think i've gathered that