danielhowell: HEY, HEY, YOU, YOU, I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
anonymous: DANIEL
danielhowell: yes?
anonymous: i'm gay you idiot
danielhowell: oh yeah
danielhowell: so inconvenient !!!
anonymous: and you're convenient are you?
danielhowell: i guess i'm not
anonymous: wait what?
danielhowell: i'm not convenient
anonymous: why aren't you convenient???
danielhowell: because i'm inconvenient???
anonymous: can we speak in english, WHAT'S GOING ON
danielhowell: phil, i'm gay
anonymous: WHAT
danielhowell: yep, i'm about as straight as a roundabout
anonymous: HALLEFUCKINGLUJAH
anonymous: I DESERVE A DRINK
danielhowell: a drink? (of water because my lips are chapped and faded)
anonymous: OF FUCKINGG CHAMPAGNEEEE (cocaine, gasoline, and most things in between)
danielhowell: GO FOR IT, LET'S CELEBRATE MY BENDINESS
anonymous: please tell me, so i can have the full satisfaction of knowing, that i am the reason for this
danielhowell: put it this way, i'd be lying if i said no you didn't help at all
anonymous: so i helped with this revelation?
danielhowell: yes you helped
anonymous: ahhh thank you
danielhowell: fuck it, who am i kidding, yes you are the reason
anonymous: okay that's not even satisfaction, that's almost turning me on knowing that
danielhowell: and for once, that doesn't even bother me
YOU ARE READING
- perfect strangers // texting phan -
Fanfictionanonymous: age, sex, location? danielhowell: sorry, do i know you? anonymous: no, but you will in which phil clicks onto a suspicious looking website and meets dan. people don't stay strangers for long - an alternate reality where dan is a romantic...
