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(Y/N)sbitch joined the chat

Brendong Urie: And that's the story of how I lost my virginity

Brendong Urie: who's (Y/N)sbitch

(Y/N) joined the chat

(Y/N): Ryan

Litboi: why is he your bitch

(Y/N)sbitch: Because I'm too lazy to change my name back

(Y/N)sbitch: And she obviously changed it

(Y/N): I'm proud of myself

Litboi: oh well I'm Halsey

(Y/N): ASHLEY

Litboi: BLOCKING

(Y/N): babe n o

Litboi: yes Bitch

(Y/N)sbitch: uh what's happening

Brendong Urie: WoAh GaY sHiT

Dallon Stallon: Gay shit where

Brendong Urie changed their name to Bren

Bren changed (Y/N)sbitch's name to BrendonsBitch

BrendonsBitch changed Bren's name to Bleepo

BrendonsBitch changed his name to Dad

Litboi: are you done now

Bleepo: why Bleepo

(Y/N): I guess they are

Litboi: ok

Dad: Because whenever you're on tv you are ALWAYS censored

Bleepo: rat

Litboi: who here is in algebra 2

Suspenders: I am

Litboi: what's the homework

Suspenders: uhhhhh

Dallon Stallon: we didn't have any I think

Suspenders: oh

Litboi: where's my wife

Bleepo: she's screaming in agony and I don't know why

Bleepo: she's screaming "FUCK ME!" So maybe she's looking at pictures of Halsey

Litboi: Hell yeah im hot af

(Y/N): FUUUUUCK

Litboi: What

Dallon Stallon: What

Dad: what

Bleepo: What

Suspenders: what

(Y/N): I HIT MY HEAD AND IT HURTS FUCK ME XJCHJSBX

Dad: gladly

Bleepo: WOOOOAH

Litboi: Ryan is inappropriate

Litboi: but then again..

Litboi changed Dad's name to (Y/N)'s Potential Daddy?

(Y/N)'s Potential Daddy?: nO cHaNgE iT

Litboi changed (Y/N)'s Potential Daddy?'s name to
(Y/N)s Daddy

(Y/N)s Daddy: NOT WHAT I MEANT

(Y/N): Okay I'm back it doesn't hurt as much

(Y/N): WAIT W H A T

Bleepo: uh shall I just recite what you just said

Bleepo: or are you going to not protest against this

Litboi: Wait What did she say lol

Bleepo: (Y/N) can explain that herself

(Y/N) left the chat

(Y/N)s Daddy: what did she say

Bleepo: "who's (Y/N)s Daddy- OH WAIT uhh, okay, not complaining"

(Y/N)s Daddy left the chat

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