EMO BAND TEXTS 1 - EMO QUARTET AU

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2:19 PM
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Plexiglass: Jesus Christ

Plexiglass: I'm gonna sleep from now to my birthday

Fronk: that's 24 days

Plexiglass: what's your point

Fronk: okay

Plexiglass: k I'm gonna sleep now

Fronk: you could sleep with me

Plexiglass: GOODBYE

Plexiglass left the chat

Gerard🍋: Frank Iero, chasing girls away since 2000

Fronk: oh shut up

(Y/N): but it's kinda true lmao

Fronk: well

Fronk: idk

Moikey: MY

Moikey: BRANDING

Fronk: n o

Litboi joined the chat

Litboi: I have no friends so I've come back to this chat

Gerard🍋: if you have no friends then what the fuck are we

Litboi: oh shut up you ugly lemon boy

(Y/N): excuse you

(Y/N): talk trash about my lemon boy

(Y/N): I will remove all the organs from your body

Gerard🍋: YIKES

Moikey: what the fuck

Litboi: uhh

Litboi: I'm just gonna

Litboi: bye

Litboi left the chat

Fronk: (Y/N) Urie, chasing girls away since 2000

(Y/N): I've had more girlfriends than you

Fronk: whore

Moikey: excuse you

Moikey: would you like immediate death

Fronk: yeah

Moikey: oh

Moikey: are you okay

Fronk: why the fuck does Mikey have feelings

Moikey: shut up

Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: oh also I forgot to say

Plexiglass: what the FUCK happened last night

Gerard🍋: you said you have a kink for frank's hands

Litboi joined the chat

Litboi: (Y/N) was texting and fucking

(Y/N): we were all on whatever panic! smoked for pretty. odd.

Fronk: I think I admitted to a few crimes

Litboi: I exposed some kinks

Moikey: Gerard said something about Oprah Winfrey and Drake and Josh

Bleepo joined the chat

Bleepo: (Y/N) IM GONNA KILL YOU

(Y/N): fuck yeah

(Y/N): but like if you want me dead can someone else kill me

(Y/N): cause like I want someone who I don't hate to kill me

Bleepo: ouch

Bleepo: BUT STILL

Litboi: why tho

Bleepo: WELL HER AND A *CERTAIN SOMEONE* ARE THE REASON I COULDNT SLEEP LAST NIGHT

Litboi: oh yeah

Litboi: who even was that btw

(Y/N): Michael

Moikey: don't call me that

(Y/N): fine rat

Litboi: oh

Bleepo left the chat

Plexiglass: okay so I'm confused here

Plexiglass: are y'all together again or just fuck when you feel like it

(Y/N): tbh idek

Moikey: same

Gerard🍋: yikes

Fronk: I once got Brendon to wear a dress to school

(Y/N): I once got Brendon to wear my mothers lingerie to school

Gerard🍋: "my mother's lingerie" is the worst phrase I'll ever hear

Moikey: ^

Plexiglass: well

Plexiglass: okay

Plexiglass: I'm gonna go to bed now

Plexiglass: good afternoon

Plexiglass left the chat

Litboi: Anyways

(Y/N): im still gonna remove your organs

(Y/N): including your skin

Litboi left the chat

(Y/N): thAts What I thought

Gerard🍋: what the fuck

(Y/N): everything

Moikey: moving on

Fronk: MY MOTHER THREW A WOODEN SPOON AT ME

Fronk: WHAT THE FUCK

Plexiglass joined the chat

Plexiglass: well at least you aren't asian okay

Plexiglass left the chat

Fronk: what the fuck