Stars [ Loki X Reader ]

6 // Comedians

Y/N

Let's just say Loki's attempt to punch that dude with a hammer did not work and he ended up hitting you instead. After his fist collided with you, you were knocked out cold. You were starting to wake up. You rubbed your head as you sat up. You looked around, you were in an enclosed room, which had one side made of glass. Other than you, there was nothing else inside. You crawled to the glass and noticed there was an identical room to yours and inside was Loki, who was reading. His room had books, though. "Why do you get books and I don't?" You remarked, catching Loki's attention. Loki smiled at you apologetically. "I'm sorry for hitting you, darling. I meant to punch Thor." You tilted your head. "Thor? So you aren't the only god that exists?" Loki chuckled then nodded. "You never explained to me how you knew about me. Care to explain now?" Loki comments, changing the topic. Then that's when it hit you. The words 'lord of mischief and lies' seemed to roll off your tongue as if you heard it a million times before. It was odd. You do not recall learning about Loki or Asgard. "If I'm being honest.. I don't know. I feel like I've heard that a million times before but I.. I never studied on you ever."

"Do you know what god Thor is?" Loki questioned, leaning against the glass. You shrugged. "I don't know, god of muscles and deep voices?" Loki burst out laughing, holding his stomach. You smiled upon seeing his reaction. Loki was so cute whenever he laughs. Loki's cute in anything he does. "You two seem close," another male voice said. "How many men are here? Can we have more girls?" You said as a unfamiliar man came into view. "Stark," Loki says with a grin as he sees the man who I assume is 'Stark'. "Reindeer games." Loki huffed and rolled his eyes. "As I was saying, you both seem close. Was there a specific reason why you chose to hide with Y/F/N?" You eyed down Stark. "No need to be extra. Call me Y/N." Stark ignored you and walked about, waiting for Loki to speak up. "Loki!! I'm bored, this Stark Steak dude is ignoring me!" You whined. Keeping my promise, Loki.

"Don't interfere, kid," Stark warned, pointing his finger at you. "Please, even my mother does a better job at threatening me than you do," you muttered. You glanced at Loki, who was amused at the situation at hand. As Stark was about to disturb Loki, you spoke. "Tony, can you get Natasha?" Tony. Tony Stark. I looked at myself confused. "Sure, Natasha! Your best friend is looking for you!" Stark or is it Tony... Tony yelled and walks out of the room. Natasha enters, stopping in front of your room and faces you, arms crossed. "Natasha how do you know me?" she shakes her head. "I don't." I have a huge feeling she's lying. "Call me the wife of Loki but I feel as if you're lying, Natasha."

"Wait why 'the wife of Loki'?" Loki butts in the conversation. Natasha nods, agreeing with Loki and seemed confused herself. "Why 'the wife of Loki'?" Natasha repeated Loki's question. You mentally face palmed. "Don't you get it? You know Loki, Lord of Mischief and LIES" you emphasised on the word 'lies'. "Terrible joke, darling." Loki shook his head, pretending to be disappointed. "So would making you the wife of Loki make you the Lord of Mischief and Lies?" Natasha asks, furrowing her eyebrows in confusion. "You know what, just let it go."

"Natasha, they need you somewhere," another male voice says. "How many males are there here?!" You commented. "On it, Cap." Natasha disappears from view. Loki and you are alone once again.

"Don't get frustrated, darling. The Avengers are tough cookies to crack," Loki reassured. "New pet name?" Loki chuckled. "Do you prefer the old one?" You nodded, not ashamed. "Gets quite annoying to always be calling you 'sweetheart'," Loki teased. You knew what he wanted from you. "Then fine, go ahead and find a new pet name" you smirked at him when a look of unsatisfaction dawned on his face. A few minutes go by and silence was all that was heard. "Silent treatment, huh?" Loki did not respond and instead his eyes wonder back to the book he was reading.

"Two can play that game."

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Hello, my children! Here's a chapter that is light and quite comedic because everyone seems to be a comedian now!