Language - Bob Bryar x Reader

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by Ravenclawgirl2003

by Ravenclawgirl2003

For bookdragon2004

You guys have no idea how long I've been procrastinating on writing this one.

Your P.O.V:

"Who the f**k-" I was cut off from my rant by the giant blonde idiot I called my boyfriend.

"Language y/n," he warned me. I glared at him angrily before turning back to what I was doing.

"Whom the f**k decided it would be a good idea to leave an open casket near Frank f**king Iero when you guys wrapped up Helena?" I questioned out loud as I tended to the short little man who had injured himself jumping out of the casket he had climbed into after the video was finished.

"That was mine, sorry y/n," Gerard replied. Frank let out a yelp when I gently touched the scrapes and cuts on his legs, making him squirm around even more.

"Well if you would hold still, short ass, you wouldn't be in as much pain!" I snapped, reaching for the disinfectant in my kit.

"You're shorter than me, shut up!" Frank whined as I got to my feet, closing up the kit.

"Right, it doesn't look serious, so I've cleaned it and you're good to go," I replied.

"Thanks Y/n," Ray said, his guitar still in his hands.
"All good. But it's my day off so you owe me Iero!" I shouted at him as Bob said goodbye to the guys and escorted me back to the car.

"Thanks baby. Don't know what we'd do without you," he whispered in my ear as I unloaded the gear into the backseat.
"You'd die. First, I get a call from Gerard about Mikey sticking a fork in the toaster, then a call from Ray when Gerard knocked himself out, Frank calling me when he injured everyone but Mikey and now this. Your fans call you the most dangerous band in the world and I'm starting to think they're right. You're a danger o yourselves," I replied, climbing into the passenger seat.

"I'll make it up to you, promise," Bob responded.
"Can we have pizza for dinner?" I asked. He nodded.
"Okay, I'm good now," I smiled, kissing his cheek.

Okay, that was torture. M, you better start a one-shot book, so I can request stuff like this for you!

Love you, stay alive, stay safe, stay alive