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»∾･⁙･ ღ ➵BTS In An Airplane ➵ ღ ･⁙･∾«

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𝓡𝓶:

Rm: "Excuse me..could I have a new armrest. It may or may not have broken"

Flight attendant: "HOW?!-"

You: "I'm not with him"
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𝓙𝓲𝓷:

Jin: "Can I have another packet?"

Flight attendant: "Sir..you've already had 5."

Jin: "But..I have $3l" (it's rweally ExpEnsiVe)

Flight attendant: "These are $15"

Jin turns to you, puppy eyed.

You: *jump out of the plane.*

Flight attendant: •___•

Jin: *turns back to the flight attendant* "Can I tell you a joke?"
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𝓙𝓱𝓸𝓹𝓮:

J hope: "yes, excuse me, do you have sprite?"

Flight attendant: "no..."

J hope: "hamburgers?"

Flight attendant turns to you.

You: "don't give him any"

J hope: *punches the flight attendant and retrieves his sprite and does a victory dance bathing in the sprite*

You: *to the flight attendant* "told you"
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𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪:

*sleeps the whole 5 hours*

You: "Suga, get up. We've landed"

Suga: "5 more minutes"

Flight attendant: "sir, please, we cannot wait 5 more minutes"

*Jungkook splashes water on him*

Suga: *gets up and shouts, running after Jungkook* "TAEHYUNG WILL BE THE NEW GOLDEN MAKNAE ONCE I KILL YOU JUNGKOOK"

You: *embarrassed to the flight attendant* "I'll get his bag"
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𝓙𝓲𝓶𝓲𝓷:

Jimin: "Uh eXcUsE Me"

Flight attendant: "yes?.."

Jimin: "how come I can't play songs on here?" *points to the mini tv on the back of the chair in front of him*

You: *sighing* "Jimin.."

Namjoon from a seat behind: "Its cause you got no jams"

Jimin: "I'm going to murder you"

Namjoon: "if you can, shortie"

Jimin: "why don't we dance battle instead then?"

You: *to the flight attendant* "Leave. Leave before it's too late"
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𝓣𝓪𝓮𝓱𝔂𝓾𝓷𝓰:

Taehyung: *is putting food in his pocket*

You: "wtf. Taehyung what are you?-"

*woof!*

You: -___-

Taehyung: :)))))))

Flight attendant: "sir..is that a dog?"

Taehyung: "it's a puppy. And his name is Jungkook jr."

Jungkook: "ITS NAME IS WHAT?!"
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𝓙𝓾𝓷𝓰𝓴𝓸𝓸𝓴:

Jungkook: "ugh. I'm bored"

You: "sleep. Play games. Draw. Eat."

Jungkook: "yeah but-"

You: "or maybe, shutting up would be nice, thanks"

Jungkook: *sighs* "hey, Jimin"

Jimin: "what?.."

Jungkook: "can I borrow your swimming goggles"

Jimin: "no"

Jungkook: "you got no jams bro"

Jimin: *throws the goggles at him* "idiot"

Jungkook: *to you* "y/n, can I borrow your sunglasses"

You: "why-"

Jungkook: *takes your sunglasses off your head and turns to you*
"Hwan-yeonghabnida, cheoeum btse
(Welcome, first time with BTS?)
*takes off the sunglasses and reveals the goggles*

Rm: *takes the sunglasses but breaks them immediately*

You: "Motherf-"

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A/n: I really Dk what that was aha.