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Jin
Jin: *throws knife on the floor and wipes sweaty forehead*
You: You're finished? Ooh can I see?
Jin: *turns pumpkin towards you*
You: Oh..what is it?
Jin: Are you kidding? It's me!
You: Jin, I thought we were doing scary faces
Jungkook: *pops up from bushes* you are
Jin: *deep breath*
You: Oh no
Jin: YOULITTLEBOYAREYOUNGERTHANMEDONTDISRESPECTMELIKETHATORILLKILLYOUANDFRAMETAEYOUGOTTHAT?!Namjoon
Namjoon: *picks up knife* Time to get carving
*gasp*
You: You broke the knife didn't you?
Namjoon: Not just the knife..
*Pumpkin pieces are splattered all over the living room floor.*
Namjoon: c-can I have another pumpkin?
You: THIS IS THE LAST TIMEYoongi
You: Yoongi pleasee
Yoongi: *Mumbles* No
You: Pleaseeeee
Yoongi: Whats the point? Just get a picture of Jimins face and stick it on a window. That'll scare the kids off.
Jimin: *tearing up* ᴵ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵒᵛᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ
You: Not again..Hoseok
You: Hoseok..
Hoseok: *ding* CUSTOMERS
Kid Number 1: (cause I'm lazy and can't be bothered to find names) MORE MORE MORE
Hoseok: OF COURSE *gives more sweets to the kids and shuts the door*
Hoseok: y/n..
You: what?
Hoseok: we need more sweets..
You: *sighing* we don't have any more.
Hoseok: ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ˢᵖʳᶦᵗᵉˀ..Jimin:
You: Finally! Done. Jimin?..
Jimin: *stabbing the pumpkin* Oh huh?
You: what're doing?
Jimin: I couldn't get my knife in here, so I pretended it was Jungkook..and I Uh..got a little carried away.
Jungkook: TRY AND STAB THE REAL ME.
Jimin: ALRIGHT COME HERE
Jungkook: What're you gonna do? Cut my knee?
You: *sigh*Taehyung
*yeontan trotting around*
You: look Tan! I've finished my pumpkin
*Yeontan barks and goes round to Taehyung*
You: Tae? Are you done yet?
Taehyung: *putting away his 8th Picasso pumpkin* No
You: *snickering* say while you're at it why don't you draw Tan-
*Yeontan yapping*
Taehyung: *puts down tan infront of him and gets his paintbrush ready* ON ITJungkook
You: Ew, your pumpkin is ugly
Jungkook: I know. You were my inspiration
You: JEON JUNGKOOK
Jungkook: ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᴵ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ
A couple of kids come running by
Jungkook: HEY! KID!
Kid Number 2: Uh
Jungkook: Do you like my pumpkin
Kid Number 1:It's ugly
Jungkook: I know. Guess who my inspiration was
You: *through gritted teeth* Jungkook..
Jungkook: Jim-
Jimin: *jumps in* Your life ends here
Yoongi: Using a nerf gun?
Namjoon: There aren't even any bullets
Jin: Yah! Look at my worldwide handsome pumpkin
Taehyung: Jimin kill Jungkook, and ill push you back to your height last year
Hoseok: SPRITE ANYONE?
Kid Number 2: S-sir..can we have some more candy
Hoseok: *hands over Jimin*
Jimin: what the hell? Why're you giving me?
Hoseok: Because you're so sweet
Jimin: Bro
Hoseok: Bro
Yeontan: Bro
You: ..happy HalloweenWhat was this
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