Never sweet (2doc Fanfiction)

Chapter 1

A/N Haha hey btw this in Kong phase 2. I love the whole look of phase 4 but it's awkward to write fanfiction with the fact that 2D and Murdoc are 40 sorry not sorry. Oh also I don't feel like doing that weird ass accent that 2d's got so just imagine XDDDD

2D POV

I was just sitting in my room, not really doing much when I heard a loud bang downstairs. I rushed down, only to find Murdoc putting bullet holes in the wall!

"What the bloody hell are you doing?" I asked covering my ears from the incessant banging

"Ey 2D! Get over here! I bet you 20 pounds that I won't shoot you in any vital areas!" I think Murdoc was yelling louder than he thought he was because of partial hearing loss, but maybe not. I couldn't say. 

"Um, I really don't think that a good idea!" I tried to escape but Murdoc opened fire at me and nearly shot my ear off.

"Oh what! You think I don't know how to shoot a goddamn gun?"

"Yeah, I would say that's a pretty reasonable assumption!!" 

Murdoc continued to shoot at me until I his behind a table, you know like they do in movies. I guess I really shouldn't believe what I see on tv, or maybe we have cheap furnishing, but the bullets blasted right through the cheaply made craftsmanship.

"Yo guys! Cut that shit out! Noodles still sleeping!" Russel Hopps came bounding down the stairs and looked Murdoc straight in the eye. 

I think we all thought for a minute about Noodle when she's pissed off, so we stopped immediately.

"Okay, okay. No need to get ticked off." Murdoc grunted, throwing the rifle through a nearby window.

phew I'm glad that's over

"What the hell were you guys even doing anyway?" Russel sat down on the couch, making debris from the recent event scatter around the living room.

I stood up and rather awkwardly explained things with the help of grunts and scuffs from Murdoc.

"Well, I just walking downstairs to see what all the ruckus was about, just like you, then Murdoc started shooting at me!"

"Oh, that ain't what happened! You uh, er, had a bug on ya!" Murdoc replied

"No, I didn't"

"Yes you I did"

"No, I didn't, I woulda felt it."

"No, you wouldn't."

"Yes, I would."

"No- Russel interrupted

"Enough! This is dumb." Russel said. 

All the sudden a half-asleep Noodle came downstairs. We all looked at each other wondering if we woke her up. And if she would be angry. To our surprise, she just went to the fridge pulled out some crackers that were in the fridge, for some reason and walked straight back up to her room. We all took a unified breath of relief.

"Okay, well I'm going out. Later." Russel said before grabbing his jacket and swiftly exiting. 

"Hey, dents!" Murdoc yelled,

"Yeah?"

Murdoc through an empty pack of cigarettes at me, my empty pack to be specific. Then he made comment about smoking all of them, laughed, then left. This was pretty annoying, considering I bought these last night so that means he's smoked 12 in just this morning.