Hamilton Oneshots

Nicknames (Mullette)

   Hercules loved giving his darling boyfriend, Lafayette, nicknames at random times of the day. They were just loving names like 'sweetheart,' or 'sunshine,' but Lafayette never really expects the names, and he turns a light pink before trying to come up with a name. He records every incident, keeping them to torture Lafayette with.

   A rustling sound was heard as a door was opened. "Hey, sunshine! Time to get up!" came a cheery voice.

   The other person, who sounds like they're on a bed makes an ungodly choking noise. "Morning.. little pony?"

   A small chuckle was heard, as well as someone groaning, throwing a small object at the other person.

   "Herc! Dinner's done and I'm not waiting again!" a loud voice boomed. Footsteps were heard as the person holding the camera walked over into another room, opening and closing the door. More footsteps were heard. "I made chicken cordon bleu!"

   "Thanks, sweetheart!"

   A small clatter was heard as someone started snickering. "Don't laugh at me! You're welcome.. Da- no. Nope. Shut up, Herc! Just.. eat your food!" the other man squeaked. The man with the camera burst out in laughter, hiccuping and dropping the camera.

   A small laugh was heard from behind the camera. "Herc! Mon amour!" There was silence. "Mon charmant prince!" he then called. A loud gasp was heard from another room, shuffling then was the only sound. 

   "Laf! Since when did you.. Ugh.. What do you need my.." the other person paused, making the one with the camera laugh. "My large.." 

   The other person started wheezing, the sound of them falling evident. "Shut up, Laf! You know what, I- I'll be in our room!" the person stammered out, seemingly running off. The loud bang of a door closing was heard.

   "Lafayette. We are not keeping the last one!"

   "Yes we are, Mon charmant prince!"

    ".. My little tulip."

    "My rose."

   "JACK NO!"