"Jeon Jungkook..Jungkook. Jung-Kook. JungJungJungkook. JuuuuuungKook. Haha, Jungcock-"
"Can you shut up? I'm trying to watch a movie here!" An annoyed voice grumbled from the couch.
Sunmi swiveled around from the chair she was seated on to glare over at her brother. "Jimin, you've been watching Finding Nemo on repeat for the past two days now. What the hell is so interesting about a fish who gets lost and his father has to go looking for him?"
"He made a bet with Hoseok." Namjoon informed as he sat up from the floor.
"What bet? The bet that makes him watch that stupid movie fifty freaking times?" Sunmi grunted jokingly.
"Yea actually. Fifty bucks if you watch any kids movie fifty times" Jin peeped put.
"Wow, you guys really are ridiculously stupid. Remind again, why am I friends with you all?" She scoffed.
"Because you love us! And because we pay for your food whenever we go out" Yoongi muttered, leaning over the couch to face her. Sunmi nodded while making finger guns toward him. "You got me there."
"So what were you mumbling to yourself a while ago? Jungkook, was it?" Taehyung stood on the couch, bouncing slightly as he stared at her with intent eyes.
"Stop jumping on the couch Tae." Sunmi scolded, immediately watching the boy hop off and pout ever-so-slightly. "-and yes, it's Jungkook. He's the guy from that stripper hair cutting place. He came by the coffee shop yesterday and I finally got his name"
"Oh~" Jin cooed from his seat. "So, did you get his digits or??"
"No, I did not 'get his digits' , I simply know his name now. But don't worry! He's gonna be my friend in no time" Sunmi snapped her fingers as she reclined into her chair, twirling around while focusing on the vanilla ceiling above.
"Simply Friends, huh? Nothing more? I mean-he is a stripper.." Taehyung cut himself off as he received a dagger-like glare from the girl. Cowering back into the couch, he pouted with his arms crossed over his chest
"What is up with you guys today? Usually you're so protective over me finding a guy, but now you've suddenly changed. Do you want me to get laid or not? Make up your mind people!" Sunmi whined.
"Yet again, another bet" Namjoon was now standing up, feet pattering against the wooden floor as he made his way to the fridge.
"You guys made a bet on me? Awe, how sweet..you guys actually care" She placed a hand on her chest where her heart is, piping a quiet sigh in dramatic admiration.
"Yea, and we really care about you getting laid soon. Hoseok's winning most of these stupid bets and we really need to win. Our pockets are weeping by now" Yoongi groaned as he stood up to stretch his lips, becoming satisfied once his limbs made a popping sound.
"Wow, a bet on my v-card huh? Well, I'll have you all know that you've lost yet another bet. I'm not going to have sex with a dude I just met. Like you just said, he's a stripper, what if he has aids or something? Or maybe a kink for going raw, what if I get pregnant? Not that I wouldn't mind carrying his baby-he's actually really hot–"
"Sunmi, chill." Jimin warned, pausing the movie to include himself in the conversation. "I'm not going to have my sister get butt-fucked by some stranger just for your stupid bet."
"Woah, there's the protective brother I know!" Sunmi grinned, watching the other four male's faces drop into disappointed glares.
"That–" A voice chimed from the entrance. "-was not the bet. The bet was to get Sunmi a date, not someone to sleep with. She's too good for that stripper dude too, you all need to calm your hormones"
Hoseok walked further into the apartment, placing a bag of take-out on the counter for the others to scavenge through.
"Still, why couldn't you have made this bet on someone else? Like Taehyung for instance, he's lonely, weird, and in need of a date." Namjoon argued, sighing deeply as he waited for the others to choose their plates of food.
"I'm not lonely, weird, or in need of a date! I'm perfectly fine on my own, I don't have to share anything with anyone as long as I'm single. Sunmi on the other hand, hasn't even gone out with another man other than us." Taehyung barked back before shoving a chopstick full of rice into his mouth.
"Okay, I feel like this is just becoming a roasting battle about me. I'm not lonely! I'm definitely capable of finding a man on my own. –You Know what?!" Sunmi stood up and walked over to the circle of boys.
"Change the bet." She narrowed her dark eyes toward the red-haired male, Hoseok. "$20 each if I can get a guy to go on a date with me by the end of this month. If not, I get to take you all to dinner and let you order as much food as you'd like."
The six of them gasped, sending each other tempting stares as they all met eyes with their bet-maker.
"Hm, alright. I guess you should start saving some money then" Hoseok chuckled, sticking a hand out for Sunmi to shake. Sunmi grinned as she held his hand tightly.
"In your dreams Hobi. Get ready for all of you to pay me twenty bucks."
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