Don't wanna be big 3

Pimp

I woke up in my bed with barely anything on. I am in pain. My lip is busted and my head is killing me. I'm also extremely nauseated.

How the hell my lip get busted? How the hell am I going to explain this to my dad? I hopped in the shower in the dark. The light hurts my head. I then spent ten minutes puking. After that I washed my mouth out and washed my face. I put my hair in a messy bun and put on some sweats.

I walked down stairs to see my dad with his best friend and fellow drag queen Starfire. They were both dressed in drag. I love when they go into their queen personalities. Dad's drag name is Big Molly. He is big and when he goes into drag, he looks like a girl named Molly.

Dad had on his long brown wig and some make-up. It was flawless. He had on a pink cocktail dress and pink heels. Yes hunty! My dad is on point today!

Starfire had on a long lounge gown and a blond wig with light brown roots. His make-up made him look like a white Rupaul. He was looking good.

"Hey y'all" I waved.

"Now B.M. (big molly) You really let her come out her room dressed like that? I should shank you!" Starfire said. I burst out laughing and went to the kitchen to get some water. I'm hungry too.

I heated up last night's dinner and dug in. I decided to not go to school today. I wanted to be at home by myself. My dad and Starfire went to work. My dad is waiting until I graduate high school so we can move to Atlanta. I can go to college there.

I got back in my bed when I finished eating and was about to fall asleep, when my phone went off.

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS BETTER RUN BETTER RUN OUTRUN MY GUN

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS BETTER RUN BETTER RUN OUTRUN MY BULLET

I picked up my phone and checked my text messages.

8179765890: Hey Charmed this is Hobbes.

LuckiCharmz: How u get mah numba?

I saved his number in my phone before he replied.

HobbesSexyAhh: You gave it tuh me lahh nite wen u was high.We wahh in ya jeep.

LuckiCharmz:Oh. I ain't know.

HobbesSexyAhh: Well yah. Wyd

LuckiCharmz: In bed waitin on my momz to bring my baby bro over. U?

HobbesSexyAhh: in the car omw to my ho house.

LuckiCharmz: so you on yo way to yo own house? llah

(Llah= Laughing like a Hippy)

HobbesSexyAhh: u got jokes tho. Iight. I got chu

LuckiCharms: k. Well my momma knocking brb.

I ran down stairs and got Champion from momma. She handed me $50 and left. I went upstairs with the money and my baby brother and laid him on the bed in front of me. My phone started going off. I answered it without looking at the caller ID

"Hello?" I said.

"Hey Lucky Charms!" Hobbes said.

"Hey Hobbes. Wassup?"

"Nothing. I was wondering what you doing tomorrow since it's Saturday, I wanted to spend it with a friend."

"Nothing. Probably gon chill with dad and my little brother if he be over here."

Speaking of, this nigga was being fussy because he wanted some attention. He was crawling on me and shit. I picked him up and laid him on my boob and he cooed and wiggled around. I put Hobbes on speaker and sat my phone on my leg.

"Oh. Well where you live at cause I wanna come get you." he said.

"Dawnson Street. On Miller" I said. (A/N Made that up)

"Oh iight. Address number?"

"5589" I said as I took Champion hand off my face. He whined and got fussy. "Shut that shit up Butter Ball" I said to him. I laid him on his back across my legs and he kept wiggling.

"Mmmmeerrr!" he cooed.

I picked up my phone and put it up to my ear.

"Hello?"

"Yea I'm still here. My brother being a big baby" I said. I laughed a bot because he IS a baby.

"I heard. He wants your attention to himself." he said.

"I know. He love his big sidder." I said before kissing his little chubby cheeks. He smiled and laughed.

"Well I'll call you back in a couple hours." he said. I knew why.

"Okay. Talk to you later."

We hung up and I tended to Champion. My phone rang again and I looked at it. It was a picture message from Hobbes. I opened it and looked at it. It was a picture of a GIGANTIC dick! I'm talking at least eight inches.

I was shocked. Champion hit my in my face and snapped me out of my thoughts. I lightly smacked his hand and he cried. I don't care. I don told him about that shit.

I put him in his crib and went to the bathroom. I laid on the floor with my legs open and snapped a photo of my vagina and sent it to Hobbes.

I put my pants back on and walked back in the room to see Champion sleep. I just laid in bed thinking about how naughty I am.

Hobbes POV

I was getting head from Mikasa when I got a picture message back from Charmed. I opened it and it was the most beautiful sight. He fat, plump, pink kitty! puuurr! okay that was hella gay let me stop.

I looked down at Mikasa to see that she was busy sucking the shit out my dick. I moaned and nutted in her mouth. She spit it out on her hand and rubbed it in her breasts.

I got up and put my pants back on and left. I got in my car and drove home. I might have to pay Charmed an early visit if she got it like that. She got a pretty kitty. Me-fuckin-ow! Damn she just make me want to fuck the shit out her. Her big ass tits and large ass. She got a cute face, long hair, and that kitty right. I can tell she ain't no ho.

I fucks with that one. She nice and smart. Keep a nigga Pre-Cal grade looking right. Hell yea. I gotta keep talking to her fine ass.

I got in bed and jacked off to the picture she sent. A nigga nutted everywhere. I took a shower and put on my sweats and changed my sheets. I put on fresh ones and took a nap.

I had came over there with the intention to fuck Mikasa, but when Charmed sent that picture, I was like fuck that shit. I don't even want to talk to Mikasa no more. I barely liked her ass anyway because she be doing to much.

I hate hos that be extra all the damn time. I don't have time for bullshit. I got money and now Charmed to tend to. I don't sell weed or drugs. I sell bitches. I'm a pimp. Charmed wouldn't be my ho. She would be my girl. I would never try to pimp her.

Hey guys

so what you think?

Charmed sending vagina pics to Hobbes?

Hobbes sending dick pics to Charmed?

Champion still as cute as ever!

How did Charmed lip get busted?

Hobbes a pimp?

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