Hey, it's me Carlos. I know I didn't include my reincarnation thing in Chapter 1 or made a Prologue, and you're all wondering what went down. So here you go.
And please, express your sympathies and condolences because this was probably this bullshit I've ever went through. Feel my pain.
[Reincarnation]
"Everything is. . .black? Am I dead? I passed out in the streets, but. . . Please, don't tell me I woke up in a coffin, buried six feet underground."
You're not buried alive in a coffin.
"Oh, that's a relief."
Because you're dead!
. . .Oh. That's fucking beautiful.
In front of me, was. . .a little girl? She was wearing small green dress, the hems having white frills. She was blond with emerald green eyes, had her hair in a twin-tail fashion, and wore white dress shoes. She also carried a small single strap purse, the body being a small bunny face. And, yes, to all you perverts out there, she did indeed have black stockings halfway up to her thighs.
"So I'm dead?"
Yes, died an stray dog's death I'm afraid.
". . ."
. . .I meant starva--
"I know what you meant!"
Calm down, it's fine, many people die from starvation around the world.
"How is that fine?"
. . .I see your point.
"So why is there a little girl in front of me?"
Eh? Oh! Right, sorry I forgot to introduce myself.
She patted her chest and took an dignified pose.
I'm God!
"You're. . .God? Like God God?"
Well, I'm a god. God is busy doing other stuff, playing poker with the Hermes and Zeus.
"Hermes?"
Yeah, that guy. A total perv if you ask me!
"Hermes is a. . ."
Pervert! Scum! The worst of the worst!
"I get it, I get it."
S-sorry, I lost my temper.
"No, it's fine for a girl to lose her temper to like a guy like. . .Hermes?"
The girl blinked and looked at me with confusion. She even tilted her to the side as she held her chin.
Eh? But I'm a boy.
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". . .Wut?"
Eh? What's with the expression?
"You're a. . .boy?"
Yes.
"But you're. . .dressed. . . The clothes are. . .boy in girl-- YOU'RE A BOY!?"
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Reincarnated as a Mutt
Fantasy15 year-old orphan, named Carlos, has died from malnourishment. After his death, he awoke in a world of fantasy! . . .as a mutt. . . Meh, he'll figure it out someway.
