[1 week later. . .]
I feel something today. Hatred. This thing. . .this creature is very. . . I find it utterly repulsive! For such a thing to appear in my eyes. . .to stain these beautiful brown gems. . . This thing, this abomination! An enemy!
"Meeeooow~"
Yes, I am talking about a cat. But not just any cat! A kitten that's been annoying the hell out of me!
"Aww~ So cute~"
"Mama, can I pet the kitten! Pretty pwease~"
"You're so cute that I could gobble you up! Yes, I can! Yes, I can!"
That's right, it's stealing my meal ticket. My meal ticket! This bitch cat! Walking around, using its kitten charms to steal my scraps!? Unforgivable!
Ugh, either I'm actually pissed or that's just my dog instincts to reject that kitten. Either way, I'm really pissed.
The food from the carriage a week ago was only enough for four days. Well, at least for a puppy like me. Human-wise it was probably two days or so? Either way, I was starving!
"Oi, bi-- Kitten!" I barked, using my [Language Acquisition] specifically on that bitch cat. "Get over here! We need to. . .'talk' about something!"
The kitten looked at me surprised and walked towards me.
"Yes?" The kitten purred, trying to use its disgusting cat charm to entice me. Such a bitch, indeed. This blue-eyed tuxedo cat!
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Name: --
Title: [Cutest Thing Around the Block], [Glutton]
Gender: Female
Age: 2 months
Race: Tuxedo Cat
Class: --
Lv: 1
Exp: 0/5
Hp: 7/7
Mp: 1/4
Str: 2
Int: 11
Phys.Res: 2
M.Res: 1
Spd: 13
Luck: 7
Skills: [Charm (PA)] Lv 3, [Priceless Purr (AC)] Lv 1
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So weak. . .
"Yes, I am Carlos," I introduced myself. "I own this place, this is my turf!"
The kitten tilted her head in confusion. "Ara~? You own this?" she asked surprised. "I had no idea you were so important~?"
"Of course!" I barked, sticking out my chest. Damn it, now the flattery is getting to me. . . "I'm here to ask you to leave."
The kitten gasped with tears. "No! Please, don't, I'm so hungwy~!" she cried, bowing for mercy.
This felt. . .very good. This must be what it feels to be the top dog of the place. To be in power.
"Sorry, but I don't believe I can keep you here any longer than I can." I said condescendingly. "Nothing personal, just territory rights."
The kitten began crying and I basked in her despair. . . .Wow, the hatred towards cats runs deep in the blood of dogs. . .
[Ding~ Congratulations! You made an innocent, starving kitten, who has witnessed the death of her own mother, cry and beg for a couple of scraps. You earned the the following: Title: [Heartless Bastard], Title: [Absolute Scum], Title: [Enemy of Cats], Title: [The Most Repulsive, Disgusting, Putrid, Worst of the Worst, Cruel, Devilish, Scum to Ever Live in the History of the Universe, to be Despised by the Gods, Living Being that should be BURNING in HELL ALREADY!]. You've been also acknowledged as a dick.]
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Reincarnated as a Mutt
Fantasy15 year-old orphan, named Carlos, has died from malnourishment. After his death, he awoke in a world of fantasy! . . .as a mutt. . . Meh, he'll figure it out someway.
