Reincarnated as a Mutt

Chapter 19: Pup Power Pulverizes All & Perfectly Pertains Purely 4 Pacification

   (A/N: Alliteration is Awesome!; comment cool & funny alliterations here!)

   "Welcome, dear guests."

   I leaned towards Oob and whispered, "The hell is going on?" He shrugged slightly and Roh stepped up. The guards by the town leader aimed their spears towards Roh, forcing him to stop in his tracks. He raises his hands up and speaks.

   "We mean you no harm. We're here to help. All of you!"

   The town leader chuckles and shakes his head with a smile. "Help? My spies reported smoke rising from each town. They were barely visible but luckily a magic item made all the difference. Official reports say you mercilessly killed everyone and are working with the tortles. Planning the death of the king? You traitors should be ashamed." Guards emerged from behind us, from the coverage of trees and boulders much to Roh's shock. We're completely surrounded.

   Though both Oob and I knew in the beginning.

   Wait, killed everyone? Did they send enemies to those towns? Well, we got Green's and Meat's underlings so it shouldn't be bad. This seems stupid right now. Let's let things play out. . .for now.

   The town leader dropped his buddy-buddy act and pointed at us with a scornful smirk. "Seize them! If they resist then kill them." Roh backed away towards us and yelped: "Um, sir!" I rolled my eyes and the ground beneath us shakes. The ground opens up and we fall, and just as quickly vines emerge towards the surface as we're greeted by a glowing bulbous fruit. "Take it from here?" I asked and got a thumbs up from Green and we were soon pulled deeper into the earth, direction changing and our bodies shifting positions and eventually being pushed up. We saw light and immediately knew we made it into town. 

   Good grief, look at all this panic and chaos. 

   Guards chasing off a bunch of animals (Meat's golemites) and holding their breaths as green smoke hits the streets. Fortunately, we ate that fruit again so it didn't affect us. We gathered every sleeping cyclopes and enslaved them. All that's left is the army and the king and his advisors. Most of the traitorous bunch have been snuffed out and caught, but the main heads are very close. Seeing how that town leader knew about us, he probably warned the army or something. Let's go ahead and talk to the guy.

   We moved the town leader and his guards and workers into their town hall. Green was helpful enough to tie them all up. Those vines are really hard to rip apart for these cyclopes. Arcanic Arms also get the job done. Man, I love these guys. Twelve Arcanic Arms come out and give me a thumbs up, slapping each other high fives, congratulating Green and Meat much to their confusion. These guys. . . Oi, where do those three think they're going!? Down the hall, another hall, another hall, opening every door. . .kitchen? Why are they at the kit-- THE FUCK THEY CAN COOK!? I mean I cooked in my past life, not great but not bad either, but they legitimately got out ingredients! Wait, are those from Green and Meat? Did they take it without asking!? Spices, milk, tomatoes, a bunch of stuff I've never seen before. . . The hell are they making? I don't remember making anything like this before. Is that. . .a cookbook? Why is there a cookbo-- Oh shit, that actually looks good. Crap, they're waking up! Be casual. No, be awesome! Yes, the most badass dog around the block! Display dominance!

   Our prisoners shook themselves awake and grumbled.

   "Wha-- Where am I--"

   "Greetings, was your sleep pleasant?" I spoke eloquently in a refined manner and their gaze landed on me. "Ah, given by the look of that expression you're confused, aren't you? Did you really believe you had us on the palm of your hand?"