[In the Dojo area]
*Fighting off a dummy*
Soldier: 76:*Reading a book*
Hey Soldier, what're you reading?
Soldier: 76: Reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Graze: Bah! Dah! Ching!
-_-
[In the office]
*Handling important papers* Jack, what is it now?
Soldier: 76: Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind...it's tearable.
Graze: Eyyy!
[In the training area]
*Shooting some training androids* Hey, I was thinking...
Soldier: 76:*Shoots a droid* I thought I smelled something burning.
No there's an android on fire.
*Random android running in panic*
Graze:*Puts out the fire*
[At the mall]
*Shopping for something* How do you make holy water?
Soldier: 76: Boiling the hell out of it.
*Some employees heard the joke and snickered*
Real mature.
[Back at the quarters]
*Trying out her strike commander uniform before the promotion* How do I look?
Soldier: 76: With your eyes.
I swear to god Morrison.
[In the kitchen]
*Making Gochujeon*
Soldier: 76: Hey, what does an angry pepper do?
Oh no please?
Soldier: 76: It gets "jalapeño" in your face.
I hate you.
[In the break room]
*Checking her ingrown fangs* Right now?
Soldier: 76: Hey, what time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
*Glares at the soldier* Do you want to see my bad side?
[In the kitchen again]
*Taking shots of Soju*
Soldier: 76:*Drinking his usually bourbon* Soooo...A ham sandwich walks into the a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food here."
Jack, you're too drunk.
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🔵⬛️Main Dimension!⬛️🔴 (MOVED!)
DiversosHello everyone, this is first book about my life in the Main Dimension. My home. Graze: And missions we take tasks on. Plus we get to have fun with the Beans and get tags in here. Graze: With special guests from other fandoms in here.
