Graze: Death walks among you...
You sure take this bad guy thing seriously.
Graze: And you sure know how to play Girl Scout.
Soldier: 76: Girl Scout?
Graze: What?
[BEEP!]
[At a 24/7 hour store]
*Swift, D.Va and Tracer were Christmas shopping until they are stuck in the middle of a robbery*
They've taken all the security guards. I left my guns back at the base. Are you carrying?
Tracer: Sorry love, mines at work. Overwatch Christmas charades can be pretty competitive and it's best not to have firearms around.
D.Va: We don't need guns. I have a lighter, okay?
Where did you get that?
D.Va: We get some hairspray, make some flamethrowers. Let's fry these bitches.
No one is frying any bitches.
[BEEP!]
Hey Hana you ordered some...?
*D.Va and Brigette Lincolm were in the middle of a "meeting" together*
Never mind I'll tell you later. *Sprints out of the awkward situation*
[BEEP!]
Merry Christmas you two! Got you something you guys would like.
Soldier: 76:*Opens his present* *Got a coffee mug that says "Army of dad" and new golf clubs*
Reaper:*Opens his present* *Got a Green Day and a Bone Daddy sweaters* Heh. Nice one kid.
D.Va: Hurry up and open my present.
*Opens her present* *Got the limited set of Bluetooth, custom made headphones* Oh thank you Hana. You're the best. *Hugs D.Va*
D.Va: It's nothing. I owe you back from the last mission.
You're too kind.
[BEEP!]
Graze:*Napping with his baby beans without his mask*
McCree & Genji:*Sneaks to the sleeping dead man*
McCree:*Pulls out a marker*
Genji:*Grabs his phone*
McCree:*Closer to Graze*
Graze:*Pulls out his shotguns at McCree and Genji* *Wide awake*
McCree & Genji:*Sweatdrops and backs away from Graze*
[BEEP!]
Hey Haters! I'm this close to killing your asses.
Hater #1: Your fingers are touching.
Exactly.
*All the Haters sweat and runs away from Swift with her katana in her hands*
YOU ARE READING
🔵⬛️Main Dimension!⬛️🔴 (MOVED!)
De TodoHello everyone, this is first book about my life in the Main Dimension. My home. Graze: And missions we take tasks on. Plus we get to have fun with the Beans and get tags in here. Graze: With special guests from other fandoms in here.
