[Brooklyn Nine-Nine opening]
[Overwatch Nine-Nine!]
[At Main Dimension]
Okay while Jack is on a long mission, he's worry about his motorcycle sitting in the isle. So he wants us to take it out once a day. Here. *Tosses the keys to Reaper*
Reaper: I think you should do this, you're more of a biker type. I've seen you use a toothpick in public. *Tosses the keys back to Swift*
Motorcycles at death machines. I have responsibilities and my Beans, I'm not risking it. *Tosses the keys back to Reaper again*
Reaper: Are you saying my life matters less because I don't conform to society's heteronormative child centric ideals?
Are you really playing the gay card right now?
Reaper: Yas Queen. *Tosses the keys back to Swift again*
*Catches the keys*
Reaper:*Shadow steps away*
[BEEP!]
[In the big house]
Hanzo:*Behind the glass* Oh, were you able to send that email to McCree?
Soldier: 76: Oh, yes, he wrote back right away. It wasn't as graphic as I feared. He wrote the number eight...equal sign, equal sign, equal sign , equal sign,
Hanzo:*Amused*
Soldier: 76: Equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, capital D...Oh. I see what this is. This is a-
Hanzo: Yup.
Genji:*With the soldier* Oh my god Hanzo.
[BEEP!]
I say we role-play, see if something sparks.
Graze: Okay, I want in. But I only want to stab you.
*Clears throat* Okay, uh, sweetheart.
Graze: Time to die.
Too far but great role as Reyes.
[BEEP!]
I think you me owe an apology.
McCree: I'll apologize to you in hell! I actually don't know what this is about. Sorry I took such a hard stance.
[BEEP!]
Graze: How your apology to Agent Fawkes coming?
Hanzo: I've been working on a letter to send him.
Graze: Yes, I saw a draft of it on your desk.
Hanzo: What did you think?
Graze: It was so horrifying, I had to destroy the whole pad.
*Recalls back when Graze set the whole pad on fire*
[BEEP!]
[Halloween Heist]
Graze really pissed me off, and I want to help you take him down.
Soldier: 76: Well, that's a good thing. You certainly could be useful.
Thank you.
Soldier: 76: To Graze!
What the hell?
Soldier: 76:*Yelling at Swift's chest* Haha! Gotcha Kim! You're not fooling anyone.
Why does everything think that's where a camera would be?
Soldier: 76: Because the cleavage cloaks the camera with its curves.
...Dad why?
[BEEP!]
Sombra: You're Looking for Gabe.
Soldier: 76: Course we're looking for Gabe you imbecile!
Jack, no.
[BEEP!]
[Halloween Heist]
Reaper: Where is my Bean?
Graze: Aren't you standing right next to him?
Reaper: This bitch? Please.
D.Va: This is why Heists are rare in Overwatch.
[BEEP!]
*Breaks the 4th wall glass* Okay from today's adventures in M.D. everyone and I were recreating iconic gags from the Action comedy show Brooklyn Nine-Nine. The show got canceled few years ago until this week the show is coming back for a new season.
Graze: I had fun with the recreations.
Soldier: 76: Yeah, it weirdly fits us.
Well a funny law enforcement group plus a law organization to save the world equals a B99 parody. Brooklyn Nine-Nine will air on Thursday night on NBC. Here's the trailer.
[(A/N): I'm pretty sure everybody knows by now B99 my favorite show.]
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🔵⬛️Main Dimension!⬛️🔴 (MOVED!)
РазноеHello everyone, this is first book about my life in the Main Dimension. My home. Graze: And missions we take tasks on. Plus we get to have fun with the Beans and get tags in here. Graze: With special guests from other fandoms in here.
