*Meditating* *Suddenly hears snoring* Seriously?
Soldier: 76:*Sleeping while trying to meditate*
-_- I invite you to my quarters just to get to know each other more then you sleep. Well you been through a lot. Good night, soldier. *Pokes Soldier to lay flat*
Soldier: 76:*Snores loudly*
Wonder how Graze is doing with the edge lord?
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Graze:*Shot some bullseyes* Beat that Reaper.
Reaper:*Rolled his eyes* Clear the area.
Graze: Pardon?
Reaper: My Ultimate is ready...
Graze: Sh#t. *Takes cover*
Reaper:*Activates his Ultimate* Die..Die..Die.. *Shoots every bullseye* *A bullet shot through a sliding door*
FFUUUUUU-!
[In the Med Bay]
*Shot in the back and laying in*
Reaper: Sorry kid.
[BEEP!]
Soldier: 76:*Frustrated*
Jack, I know you're frustrated and you and Gabe are not getting along because of work so... *Pulls out three folders*
Soldier: 76: Are you trying to Monty Hall me? It's unbelievable. I don't need a Monty Hall ruining my job when Monty Hall has already ruined my home life.
D.Va: Come on, gramps, Overwatch work and Talon attacks are keeping you and Reaper apart. You two just need to bone.
Oh no.
Soldier: What did you say?
Don't say it again.
D.Va: I said you two need to bone.
God no, Hana.
Soldier: 76: How...dare you, Hana Song. I am your superior officer!
[5 minutes later]
Soldier: 76: BONE!
[10 minutes later]
Soldier: 76: What happens in my quarters, Song, is none of your business.
[21 minutes later]
Soldier: 76: BONE?!
[40 minutes later]
Soldier: 76: Don't ever speak to me like that again. *Walks away*
*Looks at D.Va* Why did you do that?
D.Va: Old man was pent up. Now he knows. Problem solved.
You're the worst yet best sisterly friend ever.
[(A/N): Did anyone get the joke?]
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🔵⬛️Main Dimension!⬛️🔴 (MOVED!)
RandomHello everyone, this is first book about my life in the Main Dimension. My home. Graze: And missions we take tasks on. Plus we get to have fun with the Beans and get tags in here. Graze: With special guests from other fandoms in here.
