[WARNING: Inappropriate jokes and innuendos ahead. If you're uncomfortable with the subject, you can leave this chapter. Keep your minds out of the gutter.]
D.Va: Woah, you guys got hickies!
Soldier: 76 & Swift:*Their necks covered with bruises*
No way! They're mosquito bites.
Junkrat: Those are some big-ass mosquitoes, mate. *Points back at Reaper & Graze*
[BEEP!]
[In the commuted kitchen]
Lucío: Morning Commander!
*Yawn* Good morning, Lucío.
Lucío: Say Swift. Did you and Commander Kim had a fight last night?
*Blushes profusely* Excuse me?
Lucío: I heard you screaming and pounding on the walls real loud while groaning. With some swearing like you hated someone through your whole life. Plus you limp when you walk.
'I'm gonna kill Alex for last night.' I'm alright, Lucío. It's nothing toxic. I promise.
Lucío: Alright. In case something happens, call me. *Leaves the kitchen*
Soldier: 76:*Looks at Swift with disappointment*
What? You and Reyes have rough, passionate sexy time too.
[BEEP!]
Graze: Oh commander~
What now, Graze?
Graze: What's hard, straight but later it gets wet and limp~?
Graze, we're working here. Now is not the time.
Graze: ...I was talking about pasta.
Huh?
Graze: I want pasta for lunch.
Oh.
Graze: But we can have a-
Don't finish that sentence.
[BEEP!]
McCree: Hey Hanzo. Pretty handy with that bow of yours.
Hanzo: Jesse.
McCree: I bet you're handy when you hold-
The Holy Bible! Can't I get an Amen?
Hanzo: Amen?
[BEEP!]
Reaper: Hey Jack. Spell Me.
Soldier: 76: M-E?
Reaper: You forgot the D.
Soldier: There's no D in Me.
Reaper: Not yet.
McCree:*Across the room* Get a room you two!
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[(A/N): These are the only jokes I'll be doing here and never again.]
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🔵⬛️Main Dimension!⬛️🔴 (MOVED!)
RandomHello everyone, this is first book about my life in the Main Dimension. My home. Graze: And missions we take tasks on. Plus we get to have fun with the Beans and get tags in here. Graze: With special guests from other fandoms in here.
