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[Pop Culture References with some special guests]

I only have Tony for a day and a half. But if anything happens to him, I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Steve: I get that reference.

[BEEP!]

Widowmaker:*Eating some baguettes after having a bit too much wine* *Sitting on the giant statue of the bakery's baguette*

Sombra: Araña! I'm gonna ask you to exit the bread loaf.

Widowmaker:*Looks down at the hacker*

Sombra: Fine, baguette. *Walks off to get herself a bake good*

[BEEP!]

Graze:*Shoves his shotgun against Bucky's head* Where is Swift?

Bucky: I'll do you one better, who is Swift?

Junkrat: I'll do ya one better. Why is Swift?

I'm right here, mother assholes. Been gone for two days and you already forgot I just left for workshop. You, Bucky, we net from day one.

[BEEP!]

McCree:*Incorrectly eating crab wrong*

Hanzo: Stop eating crab wrong.

[BEEP!]

*Deadlock Gang brawling each other*

Gabriel: My wife was murdered by a man in a yellow sweater!

*Everyone stopped fighting*

Gabriel: Huh. It actually worked.

[BEEP!]

*McCree's first mission*

Gabriel: Hey kid. You okay? You look a little jumpy.

McCree: I'm fine I'm fine, Jefé.

*Cues clattering noises*

McCree:*Screams like a little girl and rapidly shoots at a mannequin*

McCree:*Out of bullets*

*The mannequin falls*

Gabriel: I think he's dead.

[BEEP!]

Patient:*Found their pulse* Got it!

Law: Start counting. *Starts time* *Stops time* How many?

Patient: 26.

Law:*Looks at the patient in disbelief* Okay. Either you suck at math, or you're gonna in two seconds. *Waits for death*

Patient:*Still alive*

Law: You suck at math.

[BEEP!]

Gabriel: Why don't we find babies of the Talon leaders and... *Motions his hands to look like choking them to sleep*

Winston: ... First of all that's horrible.

Gabriel: It's Talon.

[BEEP!]

Winston: I'm just a scientist.

Bitch please. You been to space. Lived in it, actually.

[BEEP!]

*In the middle of the battle*

Pharah:*Gets hit* Shit!

Soldier: 76: Language!

Pharah: Wait a second. No one else is going to deal with the fact that Morrison just said "language"?

Don't look at me.

[BEEP!]

Graze: Don't be acting like a 뚱보.

That's not how you motivate exercise.

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 21, 2019 ⏰

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