Graze: Hey Swift!
Hm?
Graze:*Lifts up his mask* *Heart fingers at Swift* Saranghaeyo~
*Dramatically shot down* Love, more powerful than shotguns.
Graze: Heh.
But wait.
Graze: Huh?
The soldier survived, and shot back! *Double the heart fingers*
Graze:*Repeats the dramatic fall* Dead man, officially dead.
*The two continued to fool around*
Soldier: 76: Is this how our generation of soldiers act now?
Reaper: Yep. That's how it is Boy scout. *Sipping his smoothie*
[BEEP!]
Mabel Gleeful:*Demented* Hehehe...look what I did to your men Swift. Doesn't that make you feel angry? Angry enough to fight me? Angry enough to get vengeance and justice?!
No. I'm not angry. *Activates her visor* I'm just disappointed.
M.G.:*GASPS!* *Feels guilt like feeling guilty for your mother's sake* *Tearing her eyes out* You b*tch.
Soldier: 76: That's my girl!
[BEEP!]
[Alternative version]
Mabel Gleeful:*Demented* Hehehe...look what I did to your men Swift. Doesn't that make you feel angry? Angry enough to fight me? Angry enough to get vengeance and just-?!?!
*Repeatedly whacks M.G. with the infamous La Chancla*
M.G.: What the hell?! *WHACK!*
*WHACK!* I'm tired of your bullsh#t! You and all of your schemes n' sh#t aren't cutting it! Main Dimension is a highly advanced system that helps and protects fandoms from Haters Babosa! Have you considered thinking what's far worse?! What's far worse than you little b*tchy brat is the paperwork I have to fill out, being responsible around here! I swear if anyone like you intrudes in here like villains from BNHA, I'll shove up a sandal up your asses and better beg for mercy! Do I make it sound clear punk ass b*tchy soldier?!
M.G.:*Mortified*
Soldier: 76: ...Reyes?
Reaper:*Wraiths away before being scolded by the old soldier husband*
[BEEP!]
*Soldier: 76, Swift & D.Va are on a boat* *Fishing like a father spending time with his daughters*
D.Va: This is so boring.
Come on Hana. I'm sure you'll catch something. Patience is key for life.
D.Va: You sound like the old man.
Soldier: 76:*COUGH!*
*Something tugs at Hana rod*
D.Va: Hey I got something!
Aiya! Jack, help!
Soldier: 76: I got it. *Helps D.Va pull the fishing rod*
*The catch is to be revealed a classic old boot*
D.Va: Wha?
Pffft classic.
Soldier: 76: Maybe next time Hana.
*Felt a tug on her rod* I got something! *Pulls it hard*
*The huge specie yanked out of the water and plops on Swift*
I caught a mercenary trout?
Graze:*On Swift* I was swimming.
[BEEP!]
[Reverse Falls]
M.G.:*Holding an ice pack on her head*
Dipper Gleeful: Ouch, what happened to you?
M.G.: A soldier whacking me with a sandal, that's what happened.
D.G.: Heh. I knew this would happen. Lace I owe you ten bucks.
M.G.: You two were betting on me.
Lace: Yeah, it's really entertaining. No one can predict the La Chancla. Oh wait, I did. Dream Demon, 1 point; M.G., 0 points.
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🔵⬛️Main Dimension!⬛️🔴 (MOVED!)
RandomHello everyone, this is first book about my life in the Main Dimension. My home. Graze: And missions we take tasks on. Plus we get to have fun with the Beans and get tags in here. Graze: With special guests from other fandoms in here.
