[Overwatch]
[Busan]
*Staring at the tracks*
Graze: Whatcha thinking?
Just...should I try jumping in front of a train?
Graze: Excuse me?
Come on, I'm curious. I never did it and I already experienced near death.
Graze: You're crazy, reckless. Yet I fell more in love with you.
*Jumps in front of the train* *Eliminated*
Graze: Swift!
*Resurrected* Hey!
Graze: Jesus Christ, don't do that ever again! I almost had a heart attack!
Awww Graze. *Hugs her mercenary boyfriend* I'm sorry Yeobo.
D.Va: Uh you guys. The game is still going, and you two aren't in the same team.
[BEEP!]
[Lounging room]
McCree:*Smoking his cigar*
*Shoots him with a water gun*
McCree:*Pulls out a new cigar*
*Shoots him again*
McCree:*Soak and wet* Ya could told me to stop?
*Shrugs* I seen it from a vine.
[(A/N): Smoking is bad kids. Don't try. Except for McCree, it's his choice.]
Idea: Jerry Purpdrank vines (Smoking is bad.)
[BEEP!]
[Overwatch]
[El Dorado]
*Corners Genji* Drop your weapon!
Genji:*Slut drops instead*
...Very funny Genji.
[BEEP!]
[In the Department of Anime Science]
*A subject testing a grenade gauntlet*
Dr. Otaku: As you can see Commander Yang, we created a solution if the district was ever under attack by Haters.
By making ever existing weapon from genres of anime as your defense. But we know not all weapons are functional like the gauntlet you're testing now. It was for aesthetics, not for fighting.
Dr. Otaku: Ah you're right. But we made adjustments to the design; with ever punch there's that familiar explosion.
You filled the thing with nitroglycerin, didn't you?
Dr. Otaku: 50% yes.
I don't think my soldiers are safe from that thing. It might detonate anytime and kill them.
Dr. Otaku: Nonsense, it'll only detonate if someone triggers it from the inside.
Then don't give it to someone like "Baka"gou. He'll kill us if he's triggered by god knows what.
Dr. Otaku: Don't worry, he's busy talking to Deku.
More like fighting him.
Dr. Otaku: That too.
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🔵⬛️Main Dimension!⬛️🔴 (MOVED!)
AcakHello everyone, this is first book about my life in the Main Dimension. My home. Graze: And missions we take tasks on. Plus we get to have fun with the Beans and get tags in here. Graze: With special guests from other fandoms in here.
