A/N:just to clear this up, this is just CoMeDY Anyway enjoy
Sun Quan has added the whole frickin kingdom
Sun Quan: this is a safe place
Ling Tong: for the last time, IM NOT GAY
Zhu Ran: I think you are
Ling Tong: just because I'm single, doesn't mean IM a HoMOseXUal
(L/N) (Y/N):
Why tf you lying? Why you always lyin?
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Gan Ning: what the fuck is this? I don't remember being gay for Ling Tong
Ling Tong: I don't remember being gay
(L/N) (Y/N): your memories were wiped. That is the only explanation
Lu Meng: all those gay jokes I made...
Lu Meng: I'm sorry if I offended any of you
Ling Tong: IM NOT GAY FOR GAN NING OR ANYONE ELSE
Lu Xun: prove it
Ling Tong: what about you?
Lu Xun: me? I'm not gay
(L/N) (Y/N): why tf you lyin? Why you always lying?
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Zhu Ran: what the fuck. (Y/N) why did you betray us.
(L/N) (Y/N): tumblr has ruined everyone's lives. Except mine.
Sun Ce: that's sad, at least no one thinks I'm gay
(L/N) (Y/N): is that a challenge?
(L/N) (Y/N):
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Sun Ce: how?
Zhou Yu: oh.
Sun Quan: not me?
(L/N) (Y/N):
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Zhu Ran: WHY ME??? WHAT DID I DO??!
(L/N) (Y/N): suffer
(L/N) (Y/N): you girls are lucky cuz I cant find any lesbian fan art of you all
Lianshi: oh thank God
Sun Shangxiang: do I come off as a lesbian
(L/N) (Y/N): no you're more of a feminist type of character
Daqiao: aw, look at all those cute pictures
Xiaoqiao: we're all such great friends!
(L/N) (Y/N): must not...hurt...innocent...children
Sun Quan: let's host a banquet and never come back to this chat again
Lu Xun, Sun Ce, Zhou Yu, Zhu Ran, Gan Ning, Ling Tong, and Lu Meng: cheers!
Everyone except for (L/N) (Y/N) has left the chat
(L/N) (Y/N): that's enough suffering for them today. I'll make them come back
(L/N) (Y/N): they always come back
(L/N) (Y/N) has left the chat
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